Damn wussy girls
Girls, just because you don't have any balls doesn't give you the right to act like it. Nobody respects a wuss, and if you act like the people in today's Ask Peeves you're most certainly a goddamn wuss.
If you need advice, Ask Peeves.
Dear Peeves,
My boyfriend won't have sex with me, but I'm too scared to break up with him. How do I stop being afraid and tell him it's over?
-- Carrie
Dear Peeves,
I hate boys that eat me out, but I let them do it anyway. How do I say no?
-- L.H.
Dear Peeves,
How do you break up with a guy that you don't really like anymore and been with him for a year and six months?
-- Lela
Carrie, Lela, L.H. --
What the hell do you girls mean by "how"? Are you terrified of these guys? Are you deaf, mute quadriplegics? Is there a SINGLE good reason you can't simply TELL guys what you want?
People get pissed at me for giving advice they hate. Look, how the hell do you dullards expect me to give you any advice with such idiotic questions?
Instead of getting pissed off, why don't you quit sending me such moronic questions? If there's a reason you're acting like a wussy retard you'd better tell me, or I'm going to assume you are one.
Just because you're a girl doesn't give you the right to be a whiny little wuss. If you were a guy somebody would have kicked you in the chest. And even though you're a girl, you still deserve it.
-- Peeves
See also: Peeves on relationship issues
Girls hate liars
How to make a girl like you
Stupid love problems for Valentine's day
Have your own a question? Ask Peeves.
Tue, 2006-05-30 19:22 
Agreed. It is only logical that we hold females to the same standards as ourselves.