How do I ask her to marry me?
Can't you losers do anything right? If it's a big painful ordeal for you to propose to a girl (or guy) then don't. How much easier can that be?
Do you want your marriage to suck? Damn you're a stupid dumbass.
Dear Peeves:
I'm 25 and have been dating this girl for practically forever and I want to propose. How do I do that, besides the part about getting down on one knee and asking "Will you marry me?" That's the damn easy straightforward part? What the hell else do I say?
- Sebastien
Sebastien --
Don't know how to talk to her? Wow, you sound like one exciting boyfriend. She'd have to be really bored to say yes. Or ugly as all hell.
Desirable girls simply don't like boring wussies like you. So shut your trap and take a hike, before I pound a rail road spike into your damn skull.
-- Peeves
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Hey,
My ex boyfriend is being an asshole. What should I do?
-- Rose
Rose --
Tell him to shove it, you dullard.
I can't believe you're asking such a moronic question. Did you have a frontal lobotomy, or were you born this stupid?
-- Peeves
Peeves,
I have a question for you.
How the hell do I get a divorce without halving to give half my shit to her? I've been married for almost 2 years and I'm in California, which sucks for divorce, but at least we don't have any kids.
I know I was an idiot for letting myself get browbeat into getting married in the first place; but I finally grew my balls back and now I want out.
Thanks,
Karma
Karma --
Who the hell do you think I am, your divorce lawyer? What makes you think I could answer this sort of bullshit? I'm not qualified to answer but I it doesn't matter, since apparently you're not not qualified to ask.
Give it up, admit you made a mistake. You were wrong. Sometimes learning a lesson means getting robbed in court -- and getting punched in the crotch.
-- Peeves
hey-
what do u do if ur best friend just stole the girl that u realy liked do u kick his ass or just let it go.
-Zach
Zach --
If she doesn't like you -- that's YOUR problem -- not your friend's.
You're a jealous dick. Also I bet you're a wuss who never made a serious attempt to get with this girl. That's the REAL reason you're jealous -- it's not that your friend got the girl you liked -- it's that this guy has balls (and you don't.)
Your friend must know what a pathetic moron you are. It's so goddamn obvious. I hope he knees you in the jaw soon.
-- Peeves
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Tue, 2006-07-04 21:27 
Well said peeves. Anyway, about asking for marriage, I can give advice. Okay! Take her out on a dinner or a nice romantic candlelight dinner, or you could take her to the place you had your first date. Most girls think it's really romantic. Now as you're eating or whatever it is you're doing(hopefully not while you're making love) and tell her alot about how much you love her and care for her and all that mushy mushy stuff. But don't just say it cause you want her. Say it from your heart. Show that you care for her and that you want to spend eternity with her. And always look in her eyes. Even hold her hand if you have to. Eventually when you feel you're ready, propose. Stay focussed on her eyes and never look away, and most definently never drift off. Focus. FOCUS DAMNIT. Okay now when she jumps into your arms or kisses you or whatever she does, remind her you love her. You don't really have to talk too much just listen to her. And if she can't say anything, tell her you would love to spend your life together. It's not hard to start a nice convo after you propose. But what would I know, I've never been engaged hahaha. Oh and good luck bud! Hope my advice helps a little.
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