And today I'm sharing some of it with you, whether you like it or not.

Have your own a question? Ask Peeves.

Dear Peeves,

I had expected better of you. Seriously, my expectations were much much higher.

Guess what, I do follow along in school, you idiot. How would I have been getting good grades in school if I didn't, shithead? Think twice before you say something, twat.

Talking of bragging, don't be such a fucking hypocrite. In the *same* letter you, have talked about yourself being *truly* *great*, which you don't even have any bloody proof for, whereas I have my marksheets to show for my grades. I don't claim to be *truly great, *just that I do put my brains where they're supposed to be*. *That being quite beside the point, the fact that I mentioned about getting good grades was totally relevant, just to acquaint you with the fact that I *do* study, and I *do* have an aim in life, unlike you and numerous other shitholes who visit this site. So the problem is *not *in my head. Oh yeah, and before you open your fat trap again, I can prove you never had an aim of making it big, otherwise you could have been working as a Software Architect or something, instead of shuttling between part-time jobs and answering stupid advice questions. So every time you allege to be *greater *than someone, remember that there is always someone even better.

And yeah, you thought my email was goddamn long? I wonder then, what you thought of those death threats sent by you that Big Daddy Graham and his posse at Sports Radio 610 WIP ages ago.

Stop being a stupid fuck and try correcting someone who you actually *can* correct, asshole.

-- GogZ

GogZ --

When did I say I'm not a software architect? For all you know I could literally be a rocket scientist, so don't tell me about making assumptions.

Bragging makes you sound like an arrogant prick. I don't care what your grades are, you're still a whiny little snot who thinks he knows everything. Well you don't know shit and it's pretty damn obvious to everyone around you.

Learn when you've been cut down to size the first time instead of trying to defend yourself... and failing like you always do. Before you decided to embarrass yourself TWICE nobody gave a rat's ass about you, now everybody knows better than to hold back when they get the urge to kick you in the face.

-- Peeves

P.S. The "Big Daddy Graham" who was writing to me turned out to be some 17 year old loser.

Dear Peeves~

You suck, please I need some advise on why you suck so much.
-- That One Guy

That One Guy --

I can't give you any "advise" because "advise" is not a noun.

But a kick in the pants, that's something I can give to you. Hold still, dullard.

-- Peeves

Dear Peeves,

do u have a penis u hermaphodite

-- JM

JM --

Hermaphrodites don't have penises. If you're calling me a hermaphrodite there's no reason to ask, dumbass.

Couldn't you even bother to correct your own 1st grade level spelling before sending an e-mail? What a loser. I'm glad I'm not related to you.

-- Peeves

When you write to me don't make the mistakes these dullards did. That would be stupid.