Give it up you assholes. The only person you're insulting is yourself.

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Dear Mr. Peeves,

Offended.

-- Dr. Fuck

Dr. Fuck --

What the hell are you smoking? Are YOU offended by something I said?

Doesn't matter anyway, because I don't care. Even if you'd bothered to explain what you were talking about I just don't give a shit that you're offended. Why the fuck should I?

Tough luck, dullard. Find someone who cares about your little feelings and leave me the hell alone.

-- Peeves

Dear Peeves

You dick sucking son of a bitch. Stop trying to act like your all tough your just some fag sitting at home on the couch playing with your tiny dick acting like you have a life other then fucking your hairy sister. You try to help people’s lives by giving them shitty advice I don’t even see why you don’t just jump into a pit of fat bitches.

My turn for advice. Shut down this fucking shitty web site no one gives a rat’s ass about your pointless opinions and don’t think I’m afraid to reply to you. Stop acting like your all that and threatening people you don’t have the balls to do anything you said like the accident with the foot.

I’m tired of your bull shit. Go suck on your grandma’s hairy nipple, because she should be in the cage instead of me you sick fuck. Go spend your weekend at Michel Jackson’s house drinking jezuz juice you stupid son of a bitch.

-- Dicksucker220

Dicksucker --

Wow, it looks like you tried really hard to be insulting. At least you tried, I guess. Maybe someday you'll quit sounding like such a whiny little bitch ass.

I bet you're just waiting to find out what it's like to get your head bunted with a bat. Too bad I'm not going to waste any more time with your loser ass.

-- Peeves

peeves

hey punk why you always ackin like u got somthin stuckup yo ass

-- yamama

ya --

Up my ass? You're the one who's bitching and whining here.

Go and fuck yourself, bitchtits. I'm sure nobody else will.

-- Peeves

Dear Peeves,

Is their any goddamn fucking question we CAN ask you? What kind of advice columnist are you anyway? Must have that lil boy stuck up your ass to far to answer any good questions! Everyone's question is just tooo good for you ass!

So tell me plz...give me a decent answer...what question can i ask that i will get a straight answer for? huh, huh? crazy ass mother fucker!

how bout you tell me be4 i KNEE YOU IN THE CROTCH or KICK YOU IN THE FACE you DULLARD!!!!!!!!! heh heh sucka

~*Jessi*~

Jessi --

Maybe the problem isn't me -- it's YOU. Did you ever think of that or are you too fucking stupid?

Yes but you were right about one thing: every single question you could possibly even consider is in fact, too good for me. And certifiably so.

If I were running a restaurant, I wouldn't even hire you as a dishwasher. I wouldn't want my customer's crumbs to be soiled by the inferior dirt on your disgusting hands.

Go throw yourself off a bridge. Nobody needs a dipshit like you anyway.

-- Peeves

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See also: Peeves hate mail
Dullards who don't know when to shut up (Hate mail)
Whiny bragging snots make me sick (Hate mail)