Who runs this site?

I do.

How can I post on Demon Lime?

Read this.

So this is a humor site, right?

No, it's completely serious.
Aside: dumbass.

Is there a privacy policy?

Yes. But it's private.

Will I get banned?

You will only be banned if you act like a douchebag. This includes hate speech and unprovoked attacks.

If you must fight with others on this site, please keep it in the Fire Pit.

Where did this site come from?

Back in 1998 I started a website called THE NeTw0rK. The site was pretty silly and didn't draw too many visitors.

Then in the summer of 2001, THE NeTw0rK launched a feature called Ask Peeves, and the site's traffic increased by 500%!

I created Demon Lime in late 2005 as the new home of internet madness.