Dear Mr. Warez,

What are these "toplists" you always talk about?

J.

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Dear Warez Trader,

You reviewed the ASCII art of other warez groups. Can we see YOUR group's ASCII logo, huh? HUH!?!?

- Queefr

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To my favorite warez trader, WAD:

What does "greetz" mean?

- Katie L.

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