Link 1: The Curch of Google
Link 2: Is Google God? FAQ

While I agree that Google is omniscient, and for those of us who carry a laptop -- omnipresent -- there's simply no way Google is a god.

Google: God?

First of all, Google is company with a bunch of computers. Gods are not computers -- gods are aliens from the far reaches of space. If you don't trust me on this one, then trust Tom Cruise.

And second, I'm God. Not Google. ME.

Don't believe I'm God? Okay then. Close your eyes while I, Lord Xenu Jardin, determine your body thetan level WITHOUT performing an OT III rundown. Nope; I don't even need an e-meter!

Okay, I'm getting a reading here. Hmmm... oooh. You have a high thetan level. Let me guess, you have some issues with... your family? Or maybe school. I mean work. You have problems at work? Maybe... okay. Why don't you think about it.

Well whatever the case, I'm going to give you this FREE take-home personality test. And regarding those thetans, I tell you what -- I'm going to throw in this copy of Dianetics for only $29.95. I take cash, check, Visa or MasterCard.

ALL HAIL XENU JARDIN!!!