But what really pissed me off was this:

That's right. A picture of Senator Joseph McCarthy. Why the fuck a picture of Joseph McCarthy popped up when I Googled "Sephiroth" is beyond me. Pisses me off like hell.

I'm sick of having porn links appear when I search for something like "The Simpsons." Who jacks off to pictures of the Simpsons anyway?

And while we're on the subject of porn, don't even waste your time trying to find porn on Limewire. Type in "Lesbian XXX" and you get results such as "fuck suck cunt cock piss shit boobs tits blonde dick ass cum jizz interracial gay animal horse bitch sex." It's like a little kid typing as many random curse words as possible just so he can sit there and giggle at it.

You finally find a nice-sounding file, like "blonde lesbian eats redhead's pussy," and you download it. You get your erect dick out, ready for some fappage... and the video turns out to be a two second clip of a guy sucking off a camel.

My point is, search engines are worthless because they return useless results most of the time.