How to teach your kids to love money, not women
Gosh, I love my kids. I want my boys to grow up right, learning everything they can about life the right way (from me) before leaving our wonderful home and entering a top-rated private university.
That's why I decided to teach them the importance of ditching unnecessary burdens in their lives. And as we all know, women can set a guy back not only financially, but in terms of career goals.
Money, on the other hand, literally enriches ones life. Have you ever met a poor person? Have you ever noticed how they smell?
My children need to exhibit proper interpersonal leadership. They should utilize their time closing the loops which will advance their lives. Not bending over backwards to serve the whims of some lady.
But with money the impossible becomes possible. Why, a rich fellow could sleep with four, five, even six women in the same night. But a broke guy? Forget it!
Now I don't mean to imply empathic listening with one's woman has no place or time. But listening to her nag and nag doesn't help you achieve your targets. As soon as Melissa became a persistent non-actionable item, I told her it was over. That's why we'll file for divorce within the next week.
And that's how I explained to my boys the importance of loving money -- not women.
Such a good dad.