I lost 150 pounds and you can too!
I lost 150 pounds. So can you!
Let me tell you, before I discovered Richard SIMMONS my life wasn't awesome!
Not too cool!
I was 200 pounds overweight, morbidly obese, and whenever I heard kids laughing I knew it was about my weight!
I to not lift a leg if I didn't have to. Now thanks to Simmons, I do *every* Richard Simmons SWEATIN' TO THE OLDIES tape -- every single day!
You can too!
So come on, bring your tights to my place! I have all of Richard SIMMONS' tapes!
Yay!
And yet....your still living...