Amy, the nice lady who works at the Macy's makeup counter didn't seem as personable as usual today. Maybe I was asking for a bit much, but you see I wanted ninety-eight bottles of ebony foundation so I could have one next to each Phone in my apartment.

Amy really took her time digging out those ninety-eight bottles. I asked her to please hurry because I was in a bit of a rush. She sort of gave me this odd look and told me "the world wasn't created in a day."

I told her she was darn right it wasn't. The world was invented by Thomas Edison, and as we all know it took him nearly 47 years.

She said something about how "Jesus is the son of God." I laughed and told her that "Jesus," better known by his real name Alexander Graham Bell, could not possibly be Edison's son. They were born the same year!

Amy seemed a little confused... I may be wrong, but I think she has yet to fully embrace the Phone Company into her heart.

Well I've got to go! I hear the Ringing. But I will definitely call you again soon.