Look dude, I'm NOT a lesbian
Sorry I haven't been posting here guys. I spilled bong water all over my keyboard and it didn't work right for a couple weeks. It wouldn't type right and shit... it's like they always say, "don't drink the bong water dude!"
Anyway there's something I gotta get off my chest here guys so pass me the pipe and listen up: Sometimes... well... chicks think I'm a dyke. It's not like I'm against lesbos or anything. But when someone thinks I am a lesbo, that's a major buzzkill dude.
But dude I was at this concert last night and the entire time these two dykes kept trying to feel me up and shit. It was totally janky dude! I mean what the hell?
Let's not stereotype here. Just because I'm a "natural" chick and I smoke bud doesn't mean I'm into chicks. And yeah I wear Birkenstocks but that's 'cause they're fucking COMFORTABLE, okay? So lay off, man.
Wait hold on...
Oh dude I just took this phat bong rip dude. Sorry if I sound totally toasted. I'm gonna go lay down for a while and like maybe take a nap and shit, dude. Talk to ya later.
PEACE!
Tue, 2006-06-13 22:25 
That was beautiful.