Now these terrorists ain't Americans. They don't understand Americans. We got them wits in our heads. That's all we need. We don't need them fancy Lisp interpreters.

I have a message, fellow patriots: all we need are two modes -- input and command. That's it. A straight-shootin' text editor to bring liberty to your documents. Justice will be done.

Don't even get me started on The Xemacs of Evil. Why do you think we have Saddam locked up?

Let's face it; if you're usin' Emacs, the terrorists have already won.

May God deliver us from temptation. Thank you.