This week's episode: Super Size Me
It all started last week when I watched a documentary film called Super Size Me, starring undercover investigator Morgan Spurlock.
Spurlock tests the health effects of McDonald's on his own body.
And what he finds isn't pretty.
An investigator myself, I knew it was my duty to duplicate the experiment and find out once and for all: is McDonald’s bad for your health?
J. Lockjaw, private eye. He gets his way... and he gets his man! In color!
As soon as I stepped into the McDonald’s for the first time, I sensed something foul was afoot. Could be it was simply the rancid grease stench.
But I knew it was something more.
I glanced around. I was nervous. Something was up.
And then...
A gun fired in the busy restaurant. Customers all around me screamed. The crisp note of gunpowder filled the air.
I looked around to see what was going down... but everyone stared back at me. Did they think I was involved in this dastardly plot?
Suddenly it dawned on me.
I'd been hit by a bullet!
My assistant Raoul chased the gunman to no avail. The gunman had a getaway car waiting.
Raoul came back and helped me up.
"I'm fine," I told him. "It's nothing. A minor wound in my shoulder"
"It was those ruthless Hensen brothers," he whispered.
But I already knew this... and this final piece of evidence completed the puzzle, confirming what I'd suspected all along: eating at McDonald's was in fact a serious danger to my health.
Tue, 2006-10-31 23:01 
Awsome, it must be true.