life

Unexpected perspectives.

Tales from the everyday lives of Demon Lime's contributors.

Five. Okay? FIVE!

Can you count to five? They Know Too Much helps you learn this basic skill.


Posted Thu, 2006-08-31 21:36
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Read my lips: no GNU Emacs

The Presidunce of the United States of America brings text-editing terrorists to justice.


Posted Thu, 2006-08-24 22:34
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5 ways to save America

A young man wants to know how to help save his great God-blessed nation of ours. And I've got five tips for him...


Posted Sat, 2006-07-22 21:39
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Shut UP SHUT UP it's not WORKING man

they just, look man i'm tellin ya they weren't with me, man. they weren't WITH me, okay...


Posted Wed, 2006-07-12 21:33
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Look. I'm JESUS, okay? JESUS.

Do you understand? No you don't!! How could you?! JESUS. When you look at me I know. I'm JESUS okay...


Posted Wed, 2006-06-21 04:07
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RICHES BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS

Realize your dreams the way these AVERAGE FOLKS did with my program and become a MULTI-BILLIONAIRE...


Posted Sat, 2006-06-17 00:42
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Look dude, I'm NOT a lesbian

There's something I gotta get off my chest here guys so pass me the pipe and listen up...


Posted Tue, 2006-06-13 22:25
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it's NEGATIVE TIME NOW, stop trying to divide

this time you did it, and we all noticed. we SAW YOU DO IT you see...


Posted Mon, 2006-06-12 09:33
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Down with trees -- up with shopping malls!

On a recent drive I passed by the most nightmarish, most vile sight I have ever layed my eyes on: an expanse of trees just sitting there, consuming valuable land which could easily have been a Wal-mart or 20 screen cineplex and parking structure...


Posted Tue, 2006-06-06 00:49
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HOW RICH DO YOU WANT TO BE?

Dear Friend,

How rich do you want to be...


Posted Fri, 2006-06-02 06:19
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