A critical view of RoboCop (1987)

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Wed, 2006-06-28 21:36
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This is an outrage.

RoboCop seems more like an adver-tisement for the 6000 SUX auto-mobile than a proper motion-picture. There's one in every scene... it's SUX, SUX, SUX.

Advertising does not belong in a film from Hollywood. I urge every one of you to avoid purchasing the 6000 SUX auto-mobile for this reason; if we let Hollywood scoundrels such as RoboCop director Paul Verhoeven off the hook on this one time, we will be setting an example for ruthless directors in the future.

Misleading and violent
From the title you may not have guessed the main character is a hideous man-machine who turns on his very creators in a fashion that can only be described as nightmarish and gruesome.

I am simply taken aback by the level of violence acceptable in modern motion-pictures. Even the most dastardly film-makers of the golden age of cinema would not have put such displeasing scenes to glorious celluloid. Leave such rubbish where it belongs: at the playhouse.

I am angered
Let me tell you, at this very moment I'm pulling out my stamps and sealing-wax and preparing a letter to the studio expressing my disapproval. Robo Cop shall not stand on the same shelf with the cine-matic treasures such as Casablanca.

I shall see to it myself. I shall burn each and every copy of this insidious film I find. And I recommend you take similar action.

RoboCop
Year: 1987
Director: Paul Verhoeven
Writers: Edward Neumeier, Michael Miner
Cast: Peter Weller, Nancy Allen, Dan O'Herlihy, Ronny Cox, Kurtwood Smith, Miguel Ferrer
Links: IMDb,

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Wed, 2006-06-28 22:47

But... but... how can you dislike the 6000 SUX? The car is an American tradition!

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Thu, 2006-06-29 00:27

Cute dino!



Wed, 2006-07-12 09:41

Get a life you fucking dipshit--Robocop fucking rules, as does extreem gratuitous violance and gore.



Fri, 2006-07-21 23:36

youre  right.  robocop kicks ass.  i wish my mom would let me rent it. Frown