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Mexican Mister Rogers

Senior Rojes make learn time fun time with stuff like the magic lowrider, Postman Chicano, and the Alley of Makebelieve with Presidente First of the Month.

He also talk about important topics for little mexican kids like "Ey Caramba My Daddy Get Deported Again," "Cousin Caeser Get Shot in Driveby by Rival Gang," "Hooray We Jump Border Today," "My Sister Marry Gringo Man Named Jeff," and more too.

Postman Chicano

Important lessons

He also give us very important lessons like no take tacos from strange gringo man in BMW, powder stuff brother Julio cook with lighter and put into arm no candy, and if you see bad thing happen no call police they might deport family.

He also tell us at end of every show "remember kids you all special because you only one in family who american citizen now."

Here is Theme song:

"It first of the month in the neighbourhood it first of the month in the neighbourhood oh won't you please not oh could you please not deport me."

Here is part of show:

Senior Rojes: Hello little chicanos and chicanas welcome to Senior Rojes Neighbourhood. Today we talk about....oh knock at door who could be? Hello??? Check in the mail senior!
Postman Chicano: Ey open up esay it me Postman Chicano!
Senior Rojes: Oh very good friend Postman Chicano!
Postman Chicano: Ey sup esay? Hey guess who write you today?
Senior Rojes: Aunt Juanita from Juarez?
Postman Chicano: No I wish, it Cousin Otilio from prison
Senior Rojes: Oh let see what he write, dear Cousin Rojes it very hard doing time today. Today in prison rival gang shank Ramiro in shower and stick DeMario with infected needle. Food very good here and all the guys ask about picture of you on wall. I get parole in March and hope I see you at Rosa's wedding. Your friend Cousin Otilio.

*Knock* *Knock*

Presidente First of Month

Senior Rojes: Oh another knock at door.....Check in mail!
Presidente First of Month: Eyyyyyy Rojes!
Senior Rojes: Oh it our favorite friend Presidente First of Month!!!
Presidente First of Month: Ey Rojes, ey guess what I do today?
Senior Rojes: I no idea what you do today?
Presidente First of Month: Ok I walk down street and see Julio from East Side, so I go to his house and we kick it and than we hear knock knock at door so we check who it is and it La Migra.
Senior Rojes: Ok kids what we say when we meet La Migra? I......no understand gringo words, or we say daddy at work and no come back for two days or we say oh no owners of house move two weeks ago (and give them address of man down street). So what you say Presidente First of Month?
Presidente First of Month: I say oh no you want Rojes house he live on corner of 2nd and Crenshaw.

*Knock* *Knock*

Senior Rojes: Check in mail Senior!
US IMMIGRATION OPEN UP!!!!

Senior Rojes: Well kids Senior Rojes must go to neighbours house for three days but until next time you are all special because.......you only ones in family who no get thrown back. Quick quick muchachos through back door we go to Ruben's house he go to cereveza store today.

Senior Rojes I never forget you!