This film includes such despicable garbage as graphic sexual inter-course and fatal snake bites -- together in one un-mentionable scene!

Snakes on a Plane (2006)

A distinct lack of taste.
But this marks only the beginning of reel after reel featuring such perversity and alarming lack of taste.

There are more scenes in which private areas are bitten by snakes than you can count on one hand.

Numerous utterances of foul language plague this film from start to finish. Those not wishing to impose such filth upon their ears would best avoid Snakes on a Plane.

"I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"

This will not stand.
I simply cannot begin to fathom what would cause a major studio such as New Line Cinema to undermine its own audience with such dis-tasteful and unnecessary violence.

If Hollywood is ever to return to its former glory, directors such as David R. Ellis must be forbidden from the director's chair.

Audiences simply will NOT stand for such trashy and disgraceful motion pictures any-more than they will stand for Mr. Ellis' faddish use of color film.

Snakes on a Plane
Year: 2006
Director: David R. Ellis
Writers: John Heffernan, Sebastian Gutierrez, David Dalessandro, John Heffernan
Cast: Samuel L. Jackson, Julianna Margulies, Nathan Phillips, Rachel Blanchard, Flex Alexander

Dr. Jackson's rating:       (zero stars)