The Dead Zone, like Christopher Walken becomes psychic!

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Tue, 2006-04-18 17:19
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Ah hell no dude. Like The Dead Zone is one seriously bad trip, man.

It's hella just like that one time when I did hella acid and thought I had like psychic powers and stuff. It like sounds good when you try to explain it, but then like it hella sucks cause all these messed up things happen and it screws with your mind, man.

Mega bad trip, dude!

Based on the novel
Anyway... uh so like this movie is like from a Stephen King book where Christopher Walken like gets in a car accident. When he wakes up out of a coma he becomes psychic!

Like, dude!
Whoa hold on dude. Dude! Quit bogaring that and hand it over. Pass the piece man!

Oh I get it you're packing another bowl. Ha ha never mind dude, it's cool!

It's hella crazy
But so like, Christopher Walken like screws with time... he can change the future 'cause he knows what's gonna happen! Hella crazy.

I guess like... it isn't like real scary or anything, but still. Dude you should cough down a couple bowls and like watch Shaun of the Dead instead of this lame as flick. That movie's hella funny dude!

Like that Aqua Teen episode
Now I totally get where that Aqua Teen episode where Meatwad can like see the future and stuff. Too bad though, like that was way funnier without knowing where it came from.

But I shoulda known better cause this movie is from that Cronenberg guy who did like Eraserhead and Naked Lunch and crap. He's like not 420 friendly dude.

So like peace man!

The Dead Zone
Year: 1983
Director: David Cronenberg
Writers: Stephen King, Jeffrey Boam
Cast: Christopher Walken, Martin Sheen, Brooke Adams, Tom Skerritt, Herbert Lom, Anthony Zerbe
Links: IMDb, Amazon

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