Uh!

Tore off the door of the Mickey D's
Step'd to the counter bitch, ain't never say "please."
"Fuckin' cunt make it quick, I'm a fucked up nigga,"
"You look at me, I pull a mothafuckin' trigga."

Fig 1a. The McDonald's logo.

"I hungry as shit, need me a Big Mac,"
"An' large size fries too, don't hold one back."
"Throw in a Coke or I throw yo' ass in a casket,"
"This nigga here always pays wit' the plastic."

Soon as I chewed an' swallowed th' food,
This nigga's tummy don't feel good.
Pick'd up the nutrition fact sheet,
Looked it over an' sees all th' fat I just eat.

Fuck this shit I won't eat it nigga betta believe it,
Smash your skull on the floor if you say I don't mean it.

Grab'd my gat an' went straight fo' the cashier,
Aimed an' squeezed, capp'd th' bitch straight in the rear.
Ain't no one steppin' they knew I mean bidness,
Ran the fuck outta there nevertheless.

Bitch I told you mothafucka, that's El Doggio style,
Been a hard ass nigga since I was a child.
Next time a clown tells me what to eat,
Gonna driveby his house, bust his face in the street.

Ain't got no time fo' no triple bypass, niggas. Damn bitch that's the straight truth.

See also: Dangers of fast food
Top 5 lessons I learned from Fast Food Nation by 420