Today I answer all these questions... and more!

It began in Africa
Throughout recorded history, people of African decent have performed "rap" music. This is because all black people are born with a natural rapping ability. It's in their genetic code, or "DNA."

To expose this innate talent all one needs is a quote-on-quote "phat" bass loop and a hihat at regular intervals. Without this type of funk-a-delic rhythm playing, many black people have difficulty speaking.

Whitey the copycat
In the late 1980s, white men began to harbor feelings of jealousy for the black man's rapping abilities. Many white youth attempted their own rap performances. To this day, attempts by white folks trying to "rap" have met with dismal failure.

But as LeVar Burton would say, "You don't have to take my word for it." Just watch this video:

Conclusion
In conclusion, until gene therapists are able to give white people the "rap" gene, white folks should never -- under any circumstance or after any amount of alcohol -- try to rap.

Thank you.