Mr. Bone Crusher

Rap sucks.

Unfortunately, Mr. Bone Crusher chooses to "rap" instead of proper singing. As we all know, rap sucks. Period.

You will hear nothing on this disc but a loud, gravely voice from Mr. Crusher and the ear-grating ticking of hi hats and repetitive synth beeps and blops from his accompaniment.

Dr. Beverly Crusher from Star Trek: TNG. She can give me a full body exam any time (if you know what I mean.)

Nothing to do with Star Trek

At this point I must admit I listened to this album assuming that Mr. Bone Crusher would incorporate his family relation with Doctor Beverly Crusher and Ensign Wesley Crusher from Star Trek: The Next Generation (the most important science fiction series of all time) into his lyrics.

But after listening to this album I concuslively demonstrated there is no mention of Beverly Crusher, Wesley Crusher, Picard, Riker, Spock, or Kirk. Yet I should have known better; alarmingly this album is NOT licensed Star Trek merchandise!

Other consumers will be equally duped by this flagrant trickery.

Let's hope Release the Beast is removed from the market at once. Unlicensed Star Trek merchandise is a scourge on our society.

For his crimes, Mr. Bone "Crusher" should be sentenced to the Klingon prison planet Rura Penthe.

Decker out.