Out West
A live album by Gomez.
Available now at Amazon.com

The 60s
The 60s was a terrible time to be alive. Fascist nuts on the secular left attempted a hostile takeover of American culture. Unwashed rotten hippies shelled out big bucks (which they probably stole) to lay in the dirt and watch some "musicians" jam really slow songs for days on end.

Not that I would have been caught dead at those hippie freak shows. And from what I hear I certainly didn't miss anything. Those so-called "music festivals" were really nothing more than drug benders and massive outdoor orgies.

Shut your mouth
Look, I know what you radical nutbags are going to say. "We have a video of Bob O'Wrinkly with a beer in one hand and a a hooker in the other, and now he's condemning our dope-and-fuck-fests!? Hypocrite!"

Save your breath, comrade. Yes it's true I may have been with a hooker. But there is a huge difference between:

1. Chugging a couple beers and calling up a cheap hooker for fun when your wife out of town, and;
2. Crawling through the mud on your hands and knees, shooting up on dope while fucking anyone in sight like a rabid beast, limbs flailing in the mud and diseased bodily fluids spurting in every direction.

If you can't see this difference between my own victimless "crimes" and these crazed hippies that's because your head is polluted with the lies of radical leftist fringe psychos like Hillary Clinton or John Kerry.

Both of whom probably listen to Gomez.