Yay Peeves!

I Love Simmons
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Mon, 2006-02-20 01:32

Hey guys!

Oh gosh I read Peeves all the time! I love Peeves, yay for helping people solve their silly problems!

Hooray!

I love Peeves almost as much as I like sleeping on my SIMMONS Beautyrest mattress!

Can you believe that?!?


   

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Angry_Jerk
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Mon, 2006-02-20 02:13

I hope the one-winged angel of death comes for you.



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metalbaz
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Mon, 2006-02-20 03:56
Angry_Jerk wrote:

I hope the one-winged angel of death comes for you.

okkkkkkkkkkkkkkay.......



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Angry_Jerk
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Mon, 2006-02-20 15:16
metalbaz wrote:

okkkkkkkkkkkkkkay.......

You've never played Final Fantasy 7, or seen the Advent Children, have you?



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I Love Simmons
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Sat, 2006-03-11 06:38

I don't understand what you guys are talking about!

For some reason that makes me very happy!

Let's talk about Richard SIMMONS!



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Fritzy
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Sat, 2006-03-11 17:14

forget SIMMONS. MICHAEL JACKSON!!! YA!!



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Reverend Jones
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Sat, 2006-03-11 21:40

Richard Simmons is the 15th coming of Christ (Christ is such a man that he can COME again and again).

That's right, Richard Simmons was born from the tip of Christ's penis.

You heard it here first, folks.



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Truth626
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Sat, 2006-03-11 21:58

Thats fucking awesomely funny, man!

Hope Goofy hits you with Mickey Mouse's severed arm with marvelous glitter on it!

Watch for monkeys that mischievious lil' beasts!



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Diptera
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Sun, 2006-03-12 19:19

Hey I Love Simmons, If you like Peeves so much you should send him a message. I think he would like that.



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Sun, 2006-03-12 19:31

Ditto on that comment, man.

Watch for monkeys theyre mischievious lil' beasts!



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Clouded
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Sun, 2007-03-04 11:02

who the hell is richard simmons?



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Angry_Jerk
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Sun, 2007-03-04 13:36

Your mom.



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Gash
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Sun, 2007-03-04 14:35

I know who he is! But only found out recently. I was watching a programme about the half ton man and I heard some of the fat people went to train with Richard Simmons who is oh so gay. He's as gay as the wind is cold. Don't you just love my similies?



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Clouded
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Sun, 2007-03-04 15:08

Oh so my mum is a man is she? You fat bastard.
thanks gash lol



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Qevosk
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Sun, 2007-03-04 17:47

Gash, the wind can be warm. Don't be prejudiced against acts of nature.



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Gash
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Sun, 2007-03-04 18:25

Shhh!

 



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ImPeeves
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Sun, 2007-03-04 23:40

I Love Simmons wrote:
Hey guys! Oh gosh I read Peeves all the time! I love Peeves, yay for helping people solve their silly problems! Hooray! I love Peeves almost as much as I like sleeping on my SIMMONS Beautyrest mattress! Can you believe that?!?

Why don't you send me a question at impeeves@yahoo.com and see how hard I kick your ass for asking me about your "silly problems"? 



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Angry_Jerk
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Mon, 2007-03-05 00:14

Clouded wrote:
Oh so my mum is a man is she? You fat bastard.

I may be fat, but at least I'm not a pedophile.



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