Yo, sup. It's Pimp Masta here fo an online gang. Anybody who wants ta join just post yo name and why yous be wantin' ta join.

I would join the rival gang, not yours, what do you think?

Being part of the rival gang, I would try to recruit Peeves to kick your ass, OK?

If you can recruit Ricard, well, then it changes everything. I'll be shutting dead and will respect your online gang. 

I won't be joining a gang at all.  I can kick your poser ass by myself.  But I bet you're trying to get a few hundered people in yours before you even attempt to take me on.

I want to join. Ofcourse I'd rather join a bad-ass gang with Impeeves, Angry_Jerk, Ricard and Bougalou but I guess I'll have to settle for your amateur gang.

My name: Gash AKA "Witness the fitness"

Reason for wanting to join: None. But I strongly recommend that you let me join otherwise I'll make fun of your not so gangsta name "Wilbert".

Should I post my resumé for the esteemed Gang business, or is it solely application based?

Can't we all just get along?

Your gang ain't shit, pussy. I'd get my gang to fight yours, but my members are against child abuse.

How can you be badass if you're not pro-kid beating?

I don't know if he's a badass, but I know for sure he's witty for this answer:

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I'd get my gang to fight yours, but my members are against child abuse.

Ain't nobody askin you to beat a child

You ARE a child, and so are the members of your "gang".

Stupid ass middle school kids. Shut the fuck up.