Gold dust

Imkevosk's picture
Joined: 2006-12-07
Posts: 62
Mon, 2007-01-01 21:44

Hello everyone, I'm kevosk's guardian angel-Imkevosk.Innocent

I'd just like to say that I come in peace and only decieved you for the good of mankind. I have now revealed my true identity and would like to say that I'm honoured to be here. I've been sent here by the orders of Gabrielle the arc angel of Canterbury who also has a branch in Victoria( or as Kevosk calls it 'Vancouver') Kevosk, my child, I'm here to guide you and eventually make you king of demonlime, this will require time and patience but it shall be done. I've sprinkled goldust on this thread and anyone who posts a friendly reply will reap its benefits.

*********************GOLDUST**************************


   

I_love_HP's picture
Joined: 2006-07-27
Posts: 954
Mon, 2007-01-01 21:56

FUCK YOU! (That was pretty friendly.)



Grandpa's picture
Joined: 2006-12-06
Posts: 31
Mon, 2007-01-01 22:29

I like gold dust :)

I want gold dust so my ol' lady comes back to my ranch. It's been 17 years since I last saw her and my ol' cow daisy. I don't believe in that crap tho, I'm too old and bitter.



MrEricSir's picture
Joined: 2005-10-19
Posts: 2571
Mon, 2007-01-01 22:55

OMG, Grandpa used an emoticon!



ImBilly101's picture
Joined: 2006-08-15
Posts: 721
Mon, 2007-01-01 23:16

Imkevosk wrote:

honoured

Proof that gash is Imkevosk.



Tirobir's picture
Joined: 2006-01-01
Posts: 2025
Mon, 2007-01-01 23:54

ImBilly101 wrote:
Imkevosk wrote:

honoured

Proof that gash is Imkevosk.

Canadians sometimes use British spelling as well.



Qevosk's picture
Joined: 2006-10-05
Posts: 2150
Tue, 2007-01-02 02:20

Yeah, maybe gash was trying to look canadian.

IMHO, however, I prefer to save the "u" key extra use.



bougalou's picture
Joined: 2006-01-01
Posts: 693
Tue, 2007-01-02 06:57

Gold dust or angel dust? Go for angel dust.

And it's true I sometimes use the European English spelling for things like colour and honour, quite inconsistently by the way, but I'm French Canadian, so it doesn't count, I suck most of the time when writing English.



Tirobir's picture
Joined: 2006-01-01
Posts: 2025
Tue, 2007-01-02 09:49

I recently made a joke about an American using "colour" in a public community. An American responded to tell me that British orthography was acceptable in America and they preferred it because it looked more elegant. I said that I thought Webster did away with such pomp.



Brickwall's picture
Joined: 2006-11-28
Posts: 158
Tue, 2007-01-02 19:21

Maybe goldust will prevent people from running off with my money.



billy101's picture
Joined: 2006-02-19
Posts: 848
Tue, 2007-01-02 22:17

When I opened this up I thought it was going to be about the former WWF wrestler, Goldust.



Gash's picture
Joined: 2006-09-09
Posts: 1350
Wed, 2007-01-03 15:01

I like Imkevosk he's so much better than regular Kevosk and I like goldust I also like angels. Now where is my well deserved gold dust?!!



Soul Seeker's picture
Joined: 2006-12-21
Posts: 41
Wed, 2007-01-03 17:07

hmm, so imkevosk is sum wierd happy loser, dis batty gash grl is sum1 else, grandpa seems nice, so dis is da world of demonlime..hhmm

well dis is soul seeker, who says dis is da way of da world im jus waitin 4 da gd shit 2 hppen, if it dnt den dere is always sum1 or sumtng 2 show u da way

peace + love ppl, peace and lurve...



Qevosk's picture
Joined: 2006-10-05
Posts: 2150
Wed, 2007-01-03 19:34

AAGGHHGHGHH!!!!!

MY HEAD ASPLODE!!!!

Seriously, Soul Seeker, learn to spell!



Soul Seeker's picture
Joined: 2006-12-21
Posts: 41
Wed, 2007-01-03 20:00

well i hpe u dnt make a mess wen ur head expldes...it wud be el disgusingo mess...

 tarrah!



Imkevosk's picture
Joined: 2006-12-07
Posts: 62
Sun, 2007-01-07 15:44

I must say I'm dissapointed in your responses. I get the general impression that most of you are non-believers and have been too influenced and destroyed by the negativity around you. you will not reach the other side of the mirror this way. You may not understand what I mean by that phrase but at will be revealed in time. So far the only people recieving gold dust are Gash, Bougalou and possibly Grandpa.

******************GOLDUST***************************

For those mentioned.

*******************DISAPPOINTMENT********************

In all others.  



Imkevosk's picture
Joined: 2006-12-07
Posts: 62
Sun, 2007-01-07 15:48

Kevosk wrote:

Yeah, maybe gash was trying to look canadian.

IMHO, however, I prefer to save the "u" key extra use.

Kevosk, son, you won't become king of demonlime unless you succumb and let me in. I've been sent here for a reason. You have been quite sceptical so far and I intend to change that. Give it time Kevosk and you shall soon realise.

*******************FORGIVENESS*******************



yakolev3p's picture
Joined: 2007-01-07
Posts: 1
Sun, 2007-01-07 21:01

Fuck democracy, hang the capitalists!



Angry_Jerk's picture
Joined: 2006-01-01
Posts: 1217
Sun, 2007-01-07 21:12

Imkevosk wrote:
and only decieved you for the good of mankind.

You're an angel, huh? Tell the Demiurge I wish to speak with him face to face.



Angry_Jerk's picture
Joined: 2006-01-01
Posts: 1217
Sun, 2007-01-07 21:14

yakolev3p wrote:
Fuck democracy, hang the capitalists!

HELLS YEAH! DEATH TO THE CAPITALIST SWINE! LENIN WILL RISE AGAIN! YOS VA!



Gash's picture
Joined: 2006-09-09
Posts: 1350
Mon, 2007-01-08 15:54

yakolev3p wrote:
Fuck democracy, hang the capitalists!
yirunda ni gavari!



Imkevosk's picture
Joined: 2006-12-07
Posts: 62
Wed, 2007-01-10 22:41

Angry_Jerk wrote:
Imkevosk wrote:
and only decieved you for the good of mankind.
You're an angel, huh? Tell the Demiurge I wish to speak with him face to face.
Unfortunately the Demiurge doesn't want to waste time speaking to you.

Good day.



Soul Seeker's picture
Joined: 2006-12-21
Posts: 41
Sat, 2007-01-13 20:47

ok ok, it took sum time, but im a believer, i wnt da gold dust.. give me da gold dust.... ohhh



Imkevosk's picture
Joined: 2006-12-07
Posts: 62
Sat, 2007-01-13 21:03

*************************GOLDUST*****************************

For soul_seeker, glad to  see you've finally seen the light.



Angry_Jerk's picture
Joined: 2006-01-01
Posts: 1217
Sat, 2007-01-13 22:06

Imkevosk wrote:

Angry_Jerk wrote:
Imkevosk wrote:
and only decieved you for the good of mankind.
You're an angel, huh? Tell the Demiurge I wish to speak with him face to face.
Unfortunately the Demiurge doesn't want to waste time speaking to you.

Good day.

He's a pussy.



Tirobir's picture
Joined: 2006-01-01
Posts: 2025
Sat, 2007-01-13 22:26

mmm pussy



ImBilly101's picture
Joined: 2006-08-15
Posts: 721
Mon, 2007-01-15 06:35

yakolev3p wrote:
Fuck democracy, hang the capitalists!
I fucking love you. I'm a communist.



ImBilly101's picture
Joined: 2006-08-15
Posts: 721
Mon, 2007-01-15 06:38

Soul Seeker wrote:

hmm, so imkevosk is sum wierd happy loser, dis batty gash grl is sum1 else, grandpa seems nice, so dis is da world of demonlime..hhmm

well dis is soul seeker, who says dis is da way of da world im jus waitin 4 da gd shit 2 hppen, if it dnt den dere is always sum1 or sumtng 2 show u da way

peace + love ppl, peace and lurve...

Please learn to spell. If you continue your acts of mispelling, then you will be terminated. I'll send a robot back in time to kill your mother even before she can give birth to you. I am not kidding one bit. I've never been more serious in my life.



Qevosk's picture
Joined: 2006-10-05
Posts: 2150
Mon, 2007-01-15 06:43

ImBilly101 wrote:
yakolev3p wrote:
Fuck democracy, hang the capitalists!
I fucking love you. I'm a communist.

I don't know how to express exasperation over a forum, but this is my best effort.

Seriously, man, you're not a communist.



Gash's picture
Joined: 2006-09-09
Posts: 1350
Mon, 2007-01-15 14:15

Why do people want to be communist? If you really relish communism so much then why don't you go live in North Korea?

 



Soul Seeker's picture
Joined: 2006-12-21
Posts: 41
Mon, 2007-01-15 16:10

well i guess my mother is just gna have 2 kill ur sorry ass, fcking terminate me den u cunt, ill fcking spell hw i fcking wnt. shocking dis is my choice, i knw hw 2 spell (omg free will- its a shocker) and u cn fcking complain till da cows come home and shit on you (i wonder if he understood dat...hm probably NOT)

oh and if u wna 'flame' me or woteva dat means, fcking do it u losers, coz i aint changin my spelling for nobodys business. fcking pansys