The shadow rapist!

Brickwall's picture
Joined: 2006-11-28
Posts: 158
Sun, 2007-03-04 15:25

Fellow Limeys I'm here to announce that Brickwall has a new power. Yes that's right. I can rape shadows! Seeing as a shadow is a region of darkness where light is blocked I can only violate you when you are in a partly shaded area. A shadow occupies all the space behind an opaque object with light in front of it. That's when the demon of Brickwall comes out to get you.

Angry_Jerk I'm going to bum rape your mom's shadow. Same goes for HP. Call the police or the FBI, for all I care. I'm not doing anything wrong am I? If it's just a shadow.

But if I can rape shadows then there's no reason why I can't kill them too.

mhahahahahaahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahaha

Those of you on my hitlist there's no running away, when the shadow rapist comes out to play!

P.S If you want this to be in the firepit please let me know.


   

Qevosk's picture
Joined: 2006-10-05
Posts: 2150
Sun, 2007-03-04 17:42

What the fuck gash.

Seriously.

What the fuck.



Gash's picture
Joined: 2006-09-09
Posts: 1350
Sun, 2007-03-04 18:24

What? What? What happened? Did your shadow get raped? You want me to help you?



Angry_Jerk's picture
Joined: 2006-01-01
Posts: 1217
Sun, 2007-03-04 19:14

What the fuck have you been smoking, Brick?



Clouded's picture
Joined: 2006-01-14
Posts: 352
Sun, 2007-03-04 21:28

So brickwall is Gash?



Qevosk's picture
Joined: 2006-10-05
Posts: 2150
Sun, 2007-03-04 22:09

WOW RLY



Clouded's picture
Joined: 2006-01-14
Posts: 352
Sun, 2007-03-04 22:24

YE RLY KEVOSK



ImPeeves's picture
Joined: 2006-09-14
Posts: 123
Sun, 2007-03-04 23:42

YA RLY YOU'RE A FUCKTARD!



Clouded's picture
Joined: 2006-01-14
Posts: 352
Mon, 2007-03-05 00:13

LOL IMPEEVES IS SO FUNNY!!1!



Angry_Jerk's picture
Joined: 2006-01-01
Posts: 1217
Mon, 2007-03-05 00:19

Clouded wrote:
So brickwall is Gash?



Brickwall's picture
Joined: 2006-11-28
Posts: 158
Mon, 2007-03-05 17:10

I am not Gash, and I shall prove it by raping her shadow. Speaking of raping shadows i think it's a moral dilemma. On the one hand it's rape, and rape is violation. However If only the shadow gets raped then is it as bad?

Discuss.

P.S This is way better than the Youth in Asia debate.



Brickwall's picture
Joined: 2006-11-28
Posts: 158
Mon, 2007-03-05 17:11

Angry_Jerk wrote:
What the fuck have you been smoking, Brick?
Your motherfucking ashes.



Brickwall's picture
Joined: 2006-11-28
Posts: 158
Mon, 2007-03-05 17:11

Clouded wrote:
So brickwall is Gash?
No.



Gash's picture
Joined: 2006-09-09
Posts: 1350
Mon, 2007-03-05 19:11

Shadow rape me? I'll cut your shadow into a million pieces and feed it to the pigs that Eric is hot has unorthodox sex with.



Angry_Jerk's picture
Joined: 2006-01-01
Posts: 1217
Mon, 2007-03-05 22:05

Brickwall, one thing to remember if you try to shadow rape me:

It isn't rape if my shadow consents.



Qevosk's picture
Joined: 2006-10-05
Posts: 2150
Mon, 2007-03-05 23:01

Rape is such a harsh word. I prefer surprise sex.



Epershandrea's picture
Joined: 2006-05-28
Posts: 936
Tue, 2007-03-06 01:27

Brickwall wrote:
This is way better than the Youth in Asia debate.
Please do not belittle the death of my goldfish, nor any forum topics resulting thereof.

Thank you.



Tirobir's picture
Joined: 2006-01-01
Posts: 2025
Tue, 2007-03-06 06:06

What about my kitty as well? :(



Epershandrea's picture
Joined: 2006-05-28
Posts: 936
Tue, 2007-03-06 06:54

^ Respect and Honor Forever in the Name of Your Beloved Kitty.



Gash's picture
Joined: 2006-09-09
Posts: 1350
Tue, 2007-03-06 14:56

That is so mean. It's an intresting debate which no-one else has thought of apart from maybe Noel Fielding.



Brickwall's picture
Joined: 2006-11-28
Posts: 158
Tue, 2007-03-06 14:58

Angry_Jerk wrote:
Brickwall, one thing to remember if you try to shadow rape me: It isn't rape if my shadow consents.
I always knew you were a fag.



Qevosk's picture
Joined: 2006-10-05
Posts: 2150
Tue, 2007-03-06 16:24

Just sign in, right mouse click on the I Wish link, and select "open in new window".

DURRRRR.



Gash's picture
Joined: 2006-09-09
Posts: 1350
Tue, 2007-03-06 17:05

Undecided



Qevosk's picture
Joined: 2006-10-05
Posts: 2150
Wed, 2007-03-07 04:56

Or get Firefox.

DURRRRR.



Angry_Jerk's picture
Joined: 2006-01-01
Posts: 1217
Wed, 2007-03-07 13:25

Brickwall wrote:
Angry_Jerk wrote:
Brickwall, one thing to remember if you try to shadow rape me: It isn't rape if my shadow consents.
I always knew you were a fag.

I just happen to know that you are the second identity of an attractive 18 year old British female. ;-)



Gash's picture
Joined: 2006-09-09
Posts: 1350
Wed, 2007-03-07 17:21

Gash wrote:
That is so mean. It's an intresting debate which no-one else has thought of apart from maybe Noel Fielding.
While we are on the subject of Noel, my mom saw him today in our neighbourhood. He had his head now so that no-one would notice him.



Brickwall's picture
Joined: 2006-11-28
Posts: 158
Wed, 2007-03-07 17:40

Angry_Jerk wrote:
Brickwall wrote:
Angry_Jerk wrote:
Brickwall, one thing to remember if you try to shadow rape me: It isn't rape if my shadow consents.
I always knew you were a fag.
I just happen to know that you are the second identity of an attractive 18 year old British female. ;-)
I'm afraid not Jerk_Face but good excuse. You're still a fag.

 



Clouded's picture
Joined: 2006-01-14
Posts: 352
Wed, 2007-03-07 17:57

What the hell Gash?



Angry_Jerk's picture
Joined: 2006-01-01
Posts: 1217
Wed, 2007-03-07 21:43

Clouded wrote:
What the hell Gash?

PLEASE STOP POSTING KKTHXBIBI



Gash's picture
Joined: 2006-09-09
Posts: 1350
Thu, 2007-03-08 17:25

Clouded wrote:
What the hell Gash?
Noel Fielding...you know Russel Brand's sidekick? Well my mom say him. He inspired a certain someone to  come up with a certain "fucked up" idea.



Clouded's picture
Joined: 2006-01-14
Posts: 352
Thu, 2007-03-08 17:39

Ah ok lol.