She's now called "pourboir" and one cannot access her user profile, exactly like Metal Balls'.

Or maybe she got a PS3 or XBOX360 or a Wii just like Diptera?

I banned her.

She had my baby, and now she's on maternity leave.

Babies? As in Sex?

As in EPERSHANDREA'S A LESBIAN ROFLOLMAOMG

Boug you are right, I shall miss her, she used to post in my other half's baby thread and have debates with me over sex, who to fuck when and why. Anyway I'm sure the reasons for banning her are personal, maybe her and Eric had a fight and he never wants to see or speak or hear of her again. Which explains why he hasn't posted in this thread.

Obviously if we had to choose it's Eric all the way.

Triple Post!

OMGWTFBANHERASS

I'm a celebrity undercover!

So you were unbanned? WTF? I thought I had a scoop.

You should have had TWO SCOOPS of RAISIN BRAN!

Note: when the sun comes down out of the sky with two scoops and tells you what to eat, please remember not to stare directly into it.

^ I totally laughed.

bougalou wrote:

So you were unbanned? WTF? I thought I had a scoop.

Your big fat momma was unbanned.

Secret_Police got BANNED????

Jeeves is going to get banned????

SWEET!

Wait, Secret_Police is Jeeves????

Wait, JEEVES IS ANGRY JERK?

No. You don't act enough like a jerk to be Angry_Jerk.  Start telling people to swim with concrete shoes on, and then I'll believe you!

I hope your house burns down.

bougalou wrote:

... exactly like Metal Balls...

I am Metal Balls. 

And that is...

Metal Balls was this one guy who called himself Metalbaz but his name was really Metal Balls. He listened to Linkin Park a lot, but put up a Pink Floyd avatar. Him and bougalou got into the singlemost retarded sounding flamewars you'll ever read, and every so often Gash would offer up her incoherent addition to the argument. This went on for several months until finally Balls got banned. Some kids named Billy and ImBilly came here and messed the forum up but they got banned too. Nowadays everyone's complaining about how much this forum sucks when really the problem is that they suck. If everyone stopped being not funny and stopped flaming eachother and gave up that stupid fucking BADASS shit, this forum might start going in a good direction. But that's a pretty big might. And odds are that the internet will go away before they stop being lame.

Maybe we need a new DemonLime. Didn't the N3TW0RK close down for similar reasons?

Oh well.

...[/RANT]

I go on this forum whenever I need a good cry and there's nobody at home to be disappointed in.

What about yourself?

See, there are some funny people on this forum. Just not enough to raise morale.

Qevosk wrote:

Nowadays everyone's complaining about how much this forum sucks when really the problem is that they suck. If everyone stopped being not funny and stopped flaming eachother and gave up that stupid fucking BADASS shit, this forum might start going in a good direction. But that's a pretty big might. And odds are that the internet will go away before they stop being lame. Maybe we need a new DemonLime. Didn't the N3TW0RK close down for similar reasons? Oh well.

Also may I add, you guys have only started complaining about how much it sucks after you banned and condemned all the "bad ass flame wars" so think more clearly please and try and look elsewhere to identify the real problem. It's not how bad the site is but your reaction to it. Your perception makes the site "bad", I don't think it's bad at all. So just open your mind a bit more and maybe you'll find that the real problem is in fact you and your constant criticism of this site.

 P.S I think you're really funny and have not implied that you should leave, I just want you to stop saying how much this site sucks all the time. If it sucked that much you wouldn't post here and you know it. Also Kev when you joined all those flamewars and everything else was at its height and you chose to join no-one forced you.  

We don't have much in the way of intelligent or interesting posts here. We haven't for a very long time. The forum was better early on until Metal Balls lost it with bougalou and things dissolved into whiny bitching "flame" (more like rug-burn) wars.

Anyone who would think of joining and posting something clever or interesting just has to read through the old threads and see the absolutely useless muck that every single thread ends up being filled with.

I have no idea how to moderate this place since I really want to delete every thread that exists and start over.

It's true, the forum isn't as much fun as it used to be. All the fun posts are drowned out by trolls and whiners.

I doubt I'll keep this forum open much longer.

Why did the network close down?

What? But eric... you cant do that!