'Baz Raps!

metalbaz's picture
Joined: 2006-01-06
Posts: 331
Tue, 2006-10-03 16:45

Yo , check this out:

Wassup, my name is metalbaz

Yo' homey from chi-town,

Here to pwn some ass

Im a have you gunned down.

Everytime I log in here

I see a post from TwinkleStar,

I can't think of anything to do

but to smash her with my guitar.

I'm sick of your shit

I'm feeling like an emo,

Get near me

I blow your fucking head, ho.

Then I see this dickhole

Also named Bougalou,

Posting meaningless shit

He is my ancient foe.

My shit might be weak

El doggio's might be better and bigger,

Hey don't fucking blame me

Cuz I ain't a nigger!

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Copyright © 2006 'Baz Raps!

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WARNING:

THE CONTENT OF THIS SONG ARE HEAVILY PROTECTED BY FEDERAL LAW. IF YOU COPY THIS , YOU'LL HAVE TO SPEND SOME QUALITY TIME IN PEEVE'S BASEMENT. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!


   

Angry_Jerk's picture
Joined: 2006-01-01
Posts: 1217
Tue, 2006-10-03 18:00

Dude, that was so pathetic, I'm not even gonna bother writing a rap back to you.



Peeves's picture
Joined: 2005-10-27
Posts: 370
Tue, 2006-10-03 18:14

metalbaz wrote:
My shit might be weak

"Might"?



Gash's picture
Joined: 2006-09-09
Posts: 1350
Tue, 2006-10-03 18:20

Wassup my name is Gash
Yo' homey from London
I want your cash
Metalballz with your rap tune
I'll sing you a rhyme
In exchange for some of your time
I'm making this up as i go along
You might be impressed but I could be wrong
Don't want no haters dissin my song
so don't even think about it
piss off!



MrEricSir's picture
Joined: 2005-10-19
Posts: 2571
Tue, 2006-10-03 18:24

Sup I'm Eric and I'm here to say,
I can't rap at all but I'll try anyway!
My homies aren't gangsters, my bitches aren't hoes,
Step up to me and I'll tickle your toes!



Angry_Jerk's picture
Joined: 2006-01-01
Posts: 1217
Tue, 2006-10-03 21:18

Okay, how do I make it so I don't have to edit the HTML everytime I type paragraphs? Because if I just hit enter, it comes out like this:

Hi

I am Angry_Jerk

 

I have to go into the HTML to make it look like this:

 

Hi
I am Angry_Jerk



Gash's picture
Joined: 2006-09-09
Posts: 1350
Tue, 2006-10-03 22:47

my name is lisa i'm a bit of a teaser
i'd offer u my love but i don't give out hugs for a reason.
reason i can explain..i think it happend again…
try and rhyme with me, could be the golden key.
ticket way out of your misery, rehearse it don't be shy, to give it a real good try, no lies, just sing your song till sunrise!
don't have to be perfect, no one will merk it,
proper give it your all, don't lose the plot give what u got,
try and u just won't stop it.
the golden rules r, there r no rules,
i'm surrounded by fools, tryin to find the meaning of life but all they do is give up and die,
sometimes i cry, cry for the losers the joks and abusers but in time nothing will be right.
That’s right you heard me nothing will be right,
if during this cruel fight you don’t try and change it mend it, make amends,
instead of watching it end, do what u can, what u can to survive,
don’t dodge my rhyme cause u know I speak the truth, You need no proof, 100% genuine that’s me, riding the waves bordering upon insanity.



dilly d's picture
Joined: 2006-10-03
Posts: 8
Wed, 2006-10-04 00:19

i am dilly d and i am new

some of you guys seem really cool

but others here are fucking stupid

don not hate on me i am not a poop head 



metalbaz's picture
Joined: 2006-01-06
Posts: 331
Wed, 2006-10-04 01:17

Peeves wrote:

metalbaz wrote:
My shit might be weak

"Might"?

 Peeves, wtf? What the hell are you doing here? Keep your redneck ass out of my posts. Fuck off! Shoo!



Ricard's picture
Joined: 2006-03-22
Posts: 231
Wed, 2006-10-04 01:45

<>this is his site Metalbaz he have right to be here.  You no have right to be here.

<><><>Here is rap for you Metalbaz
 
<><><><>You no finish flame wars that you start
<><><><>Yo insults weak
<><><><>Like a tard
<><><><>You bust on me cuz I'm spic
<>I no gringo
<>And I no suck dick
<>I just a chicano name Ricard
<><>Talk some shit
<><>I key your car
<><><>I steal yo speakers
<>I gut yo system slice n chop 
<><><><> On a shelf sittin' in da pawn shop
Go ahead make a threat
Make it right
White pussy ass poser suburbanite
Call yo boys here a quarter
I see you front
I kick yo ass cross the border
No post no flame
Just go
13 year old girl on IRC call....she miss yo game
 
How you like Ricard rap? 
 


bougalou's picture
Joined: 2006-01-01
Posts: 693
Wed, 2006-10-04 02:08

Ricard's rap is awesome, so is Metal Balls'.

Both awesome raps, but I prefer MrEricSir's rap after all.

Both for sure, Ricard and Metal Balls are the two most bad asses around.

Ricard for President! 



MrEricSir's picture
Joined: 2005-10-19
Posts: 2571
Wed, 2006-10-04 04:14

I'm glad you liked my little rap,
When I said it out loud it sounded like crap.
But with the text-based nature of the net,
My lack of talent is easy to forget.



Epershandrea's picture
Joined: 2006-05-28
Posts: 936
Wed, 2006-10-04 15:21

They see him coding
his website
His glasses
make him look so damn
white and nerdy.
Eric's just so white and nerdy
Eric's just so white and nerdy
He's just so white and nerdy



MrEricSir's picture
Joined: 2005-10-19
Posts: 2571
Wed, 2006-10-04 18:30

I wish I had a Segway like Weird Al. :(



Angry_Jerk's picture
Joined: 2006-01-01
Posts: 1217
Wed, 2006-10-04 22:05

Angry_Jerk wrote:

Okay, how do I make it so I don't have to edit the HTML everytime I type paragraphs? Because if I just hit enter, it comes out like this:

Hi

I am Angry_Jerk

 

I have to go into the HTML to make it look like this:

 

Hi
I am Angry_Jerk



MrEricSir's picture
Joined: 2005-10-19
Posts: 2571
Wed, 2006-10-04 22:51

You can go into your account and turn off the rich-text editor.











Multiple line breaks are still removed, but you can use the html tag <br> to insert a line break manually.



Diptera's picture
Joined: 2006-01-25
Posts: 812
Thu, 2006-10-05 05:56

-=HEADLINE=-
Ricard Catches Metalbaz With 13-Year Old on IRC!



Angry_Jerk's picture
Joined: 2006-01-01
Posts: 1217
Thu, 2006-10-05 12:50

Metal Balls is a bitch
Nigga tries to rap, oh that's rich!
Can't step to AJ or you'll get beat
Cuz Angry_Jerk is fucking l33t

I was pressed for time, so this is all for now until I get home from work.



Gash's picture
Joined: 2006-09-09
Posts: 1350
Thu, 2006-10-05 13:33

What do u work as?
that was not a bad rhyme btw



Sam_is_hotter's picture
Joined: 2007-02-24
Posts: 16
Sat, 2007-02-24 14:14

loser.



Clouded's picture
Joined: 2006-01-14
Posts: 352
Sat, 2007-02-24 21:11

Epershandrea wrote:
They see him coding his website His glasses make him look so damn white and nerdy. Eric's just so white and nerdy Eric's just so white and nerdy He's just so white and nerdy

 that one was good



Angry_Jerk's picture
Joined: 2006-01-01
Posts: 1217
Sat, 2007-02-24 21:32

Sam_is_hotter wrote:
loser.

Suck my dick.



Qevosk's picture
Joined: 2006-10-05
Posts: 2150
Sun, 2007-02-25 01:03

I got's no raps,
that's why I suck.