Flame War: Angry_Jerk vs. Clouded, Round 1

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Mon, 2007-02-26 13:39

Let's settle this once and for all, you fag.

You like Linkin Park, and you think you're better than the rest of us because we're "nerds."

You, my friend, are a RETARD! In fact, I heard that kid with Downs Syndrome was talking shit on you. He said "I'm retarded, but Clouded is fucking RETARDED!"

What say you, Mr. Ambassador?


   

bougalou's picture
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Mon, 2007-02-26 14:01

Angry_Jerk, Angry_Jerk, Angry_Jerk,Angry_Jerk!



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Mon, 2007-02-26 15:59

Yes go Angry_Jerk. But I do feel bad for clouded, he won't have as much support. Oh and I hate Lily and Robin and my ex boyfriend but I hate the other lot more. Ugly tramps who need to get a clue. Except I don't like saying the word ugly, it's mean and rude. Oh for fucks sake don't pay attention to me I'm just pissed off that's all. Don't even know who's telling the truth and rumours circulate like crazy.

P.s Don't let demonlime go public!If it does then tell me in advance so I can edit this post.



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Mon, 2007-02-26 16:20

Nah angry_jerk lets just say you win i cba'd



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Mon, 2007-02-26 23:28

Damn, didn't see that one coming...

:(



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Tue, 2007-02-27 01:44

Cba'd?



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Tue, 2007-02-27 01:57

I assume it means "Can't be assed."



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Tue, 2007-02-27 15:08

or cant be arsed if your english



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Tue, 2007-02-27 18:32

The spurs rule!

 



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Tue, 2007-02-27 18:36

YEA they do :D



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Tue, 2007-02-27 20:04

Angry_Jerk wrote:
I assume it means "Can't be assed."

I think that that isn't a phrase anywhere. It only works with "arsed" and only makes sense to UKers (and those that know their lingo). Course I may be wrong.



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Wed, 2007-02-28 05:37

Clouded wrote:
or cant be arsed if your english

I wouldn't pronounce myself on the extent of Clouded's retardness, but for sure, he/she still writes like a extensively lobotomized sea cucumber. 



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Wed, 2007-02-28 14:11

Clouded wrote:
YEA they do :D

You type like you have a dick in your hand.

A big black dick.



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Wed, 2007-02-28 15:49

bougalou wrote:

Clouded wrote:
or cant be arsed if your english

I wouldn't pronounce myself on the extent of Clouded's retardness, but for sure, he/she still writes like a extensively lobotomized sea cucumber. 

 

what was wrong with the way i wrote that?



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Wed, 2007-02-28 18:07

Nothing darling.



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Wed, 2007-02-28 21:54

Your, not you're.

And @ A_J: If he has a big black veiny, sweaty, hard cock in his left hand, does that mean that the pedophile is being molested?



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Wed, 2007-02-28 22:39

So, i write like an 'extensively lobotomized sea cucumber' whatever the fuck that is, because i missed off an apostrophe and an e?
bougalou, you sad fuck.



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Thu, 2007-03-01 00:08

Qevosk wrote:
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And @ A_J: If he has a big black veiny, sweaty, hard cock in his left hand, does that mean that the pedophile is being molested?

No, because we all know the stereotype that black people have big dicks. It IS a kid's dick, but the kid is black, so his dick is bigger than normal.

God, I can't believe I just typed that bullshit.



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Thu, 2007-03-01 04:34

Clouded wrote:
So, i write like an 'extensively lobotomized sea cucumber' whatever the fuck that is, because i missed off an apostrophe and an e?
bougalou, you sad fuck.

After all, I'll hire you in my future communications department. It'll be awesome. And you're right, it's not that bad after all. Go Tottenham! 



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Thu, 2007-03-01 04:35

Anyway, "you're English" and "your English" means the same.



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Sat, 2007-03-03 12:47

Angry_Jerk wrote:
No, because we all know the stereotype that black people have big dicks. It IS a kid's dick, but the kid is black, so his dick is bigger than normal.
You really think so?



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Sat, 2007-03-03 12:49

bougalou wrote:
  Go Tottenham! 
Wow you like Tottenham? Cool. Or was that sarcasm. I'm not feeling demonlime today.



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Sat, 2007-03-03 12:52

Gash wrote:
Angry_Jerk wrote:
No, because we all know the stereotype that black people have big dicks. It IS a kid's dick, but the kid is black, so his dick is bigger than normal.
You really think so?

His statement is mathematically sound.



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Sat, 2007-03-03 12:54

I beg to differ.



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Sat, 2007-03-03 17:59

I did research beforehand.



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Sat, 2007-03-03 18:41

I have been decieved! Angry_Jerk you are not the lord you are but an imposter! Lord would never participate in flame wars let alone initiate them!!! Or have boners whilst saying my sultry name!

Kevosk, you know I'm only here to guide you. My job is to make you king of this god for saken site. You may have become a little impatient but all in good time my friend all in good time.

Words of wisdom: Good things come to those who wait.



Gash's picture
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Sun, 2007-03-04 14:39

^That's nicked off a beer commercial. What kind of an angel are you?



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Sun, 2007-03-04 17:58

Uhh, maybe it's you, Gash?



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Sun, 2007-03-04 18:22

Just let it go, Kev, let it go.

I'M NOT IMKEVOSK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Yell



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Mon, 2007-03-05 13:40

Imkevosk wrote:

I have been decieved! Angry_Jerk you are not the lord you are but an imposter! Lord would never participate in flame wars let alone initiate them!!! Or have boners whilst saying my sultry name!

Shit, that's nothing compared to the god of the Bible. He impregnates women, he commits mass murder with a flood, and he let his own son be killed.