Hi I am Ricard

Ricard's picture
Joined: 2006-03-22
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Thu, 2006-03-23 00:39

Hello this is Ricard. I am 19 and go to college and am a cashier at Food Lion. You may know me from my message I sent to Peeves. Ohhhh do I love that girl. I am going to pseudoempregante her.


   

Peeves's picture
Joined: 2005-10-27
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Thu, 2006-03-23 15:15

Asshole.



Ricard's picture
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Thu, 2006-03-23 18:51

I am no asshole. This girl loves me. Mr. peeves have you never found love? Mr. Peeves let us discuss this situation in more detail. What is your mother like? Is she hot?



Diptera's picture
Joined: 2006-01-25
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Fri, 2006-03-24 00:21

Pseudoempregnate?



MrEricSir's picture
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Fri, 2006-03-24 04:10
Ricard wrote:

Hello this is Ricard.

Not to be picky, but don't you mean Richard?



Ricard's picture
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Fri, 2006-03-24 04:45

No no my name is Ricard, short for Ricardo so don't be a retardo!



MrEricSir's picture
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Fri, 2006-03-24 05:01

Um... you just rhymed your own name with "retardo." That's great.



Ricard's picture
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Fri, 2006-03-24 19:20

Only a retardo would think something like that, or someone who posts a picture of themselve as an avatar with dick sucking lips.



MrEricSir's picture
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Fri, 2006-03-24 19:38
Ricard wrote:

Only a retardo would think something like that, or someone who posts a picture of themselve as an avatar with dick sucking lips.

It's not my problem if you have a crush on me and my sexy lips :(



MasterMind's picture
Joined: 2006-03-20
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Fri, 2006-03-24 19:41

Um, take a look at this, Ricardo:



Ricard's picture
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Fri, 2006-03-24 23:00
MrEricSir wrote:
Ricard wrote:

Only a retardo would think something like that, or someone who posts a picture of themselve as an avatar with dick sucking lips.

It's not my problem if you have a crush on me and my sexy lips :(

Crush on you? Sexy lips? Looking at your picture the only way you could make any girl wet was with a fire hose. Look in thr mirror, it is 2006, dress like it, the 80's are over and the Boy George thing just makes you look gayer LOL



Gash's picture
Joined: 2006-09-09
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Wed, 2006-11-29 22:13

how funny! Richard spoke proper english at one point! and now after living in the US for some time he's forgotten it! that is too funny. LMFAO



Qevosk's picture
Joined: 2006-10-05
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Wed, 2006-11-29 23:55

No, he's always spoken that way. And last time I checked, the US had more people and English was its main language, SO, you brits are wrong. And his name is Ricard, not Richard.

JEEZ.



Gash's picture
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Thu, 2006-11-30 20:13

^ no he hasn't! what drugs are u on? and why are you trying to suck up to him?...he's not that scary.



Tirobir's picture
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Thu, 2006-11-30 20:57

Kevosk has been hitting a big bong.



Qevosk's picture
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Fri, 2006-12-01 00:35

^Funny story there...



Ricard's picture
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Sun, 2006-12-03 04:03

Gash why you be like this?  You racist?



Gash's picture
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Sun, 2006-12-03 18:08

no i'm just saying you speak differently now. Which isn't surprising as you got more into character as you went along.



Ricard's picture
Joined: 2006-03-22
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Sun, 2006-12-03 18:45

What character?  If you want really know?  My sister Esmerelda post here for me at beginning and you know I have sister Esmerelda.  When I go to jail she post here and told everyone.



Gash's picture
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Sun, 2006-12-03 21:08

Sure she did. (flat tone...not sarcastic or angry or mocking, just completely and utterly emotionless)