Why don't you just post an ad in the newspaper saying:
My name is Ricard, and I'm interested in marrying a 5'8" 36-24-36 model that earns over a million a year, that owns a house in Santa Barbara, a summer house in the Bermudas and a winter cabin in the Castkills and a few other properties in the Hamptons, with a Ph. D. in medicine, in law, in accounting and in sexology. The applying candidate must do the cooking, the laundry, the housekeeping, the bills, and sexual intercourse at least 3 times per day. Please contact me with serious inquiries only.
Her name Yulkita from Moscow. She've red hair and 5 feet 4 and brown eyes and big boobies. She once work in elevator and now she jobs in dog food factory. Yulkita like walk on river beach and she dance in disco and she like checkers and videos and wrestling. She like to be america chicana and she costs $1500 to buy and fly to america.
Instead, why is it that Yulkita doesn't buy you Ricard? You look like a much sweeter deal than her because: you're 6'4", you have big ass-nuts, and you can cover the streets with your own secret frijoles recipe.
Instead, why is it that Yulkita doesn't buy you Ricard? You look like a much sweeter deal than her because: you're 6'4", you have big ass-nuts, and you can cover the streets with your own secret frijoles recipe.
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hi this new good idea. I find way to get girlfriend. I buy russian chicana from country she than wedding me and I get wife. You like idea?