I Hate Emos

Angry_Jerk's picture
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Mon, 2006-02-06 00:37

I swear to fucking god. The next person that comes up to me wearing black clothes with medium length dyed-black hair, bitching about their life, is going to get thrashed into next week.

These "people" (I use the term losely here) make it as if they have the worst lives in the world. They do stupid shit like slit their wrists, but only enough to leave a scar, and not kill. I'm not going to lie. I've cut myself before. But I usually carve cool things into my arm, like phrases or pentagrams. These pussies are too scared to do anything more than a little scratch. I once carved the phrase "Bush eats cock." onto my left arm. But it faded away eventually. Then, there was the time this fag at school told me I was a pussy. So I pulled out a little pocket knife and carved "Austin is the king of pussies." into my arm right in front of him. He was so shocked, he admitted he was too much of a bitch to do that. After that, people called me "Psycho Boy." HELL YEAH!

In short, there should be another Holocaust, only with Emos instead of Jews.


   

Alexia Anthem's picture
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Mon, 2006-02-06 03:11

I agree.
Like the drugs and the wrist slashing will make life any better. I hope one they they get deep enough. I hate those fucking useless things as well.



Decker Beaumont's picture
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Mon, 2006-02-06 05:34

It is true that people who label themselves as "emo" often behave in the most inappropriate and immature ways.



Freak05's picture
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Mon, 2006-02-13 11:53

Your Crazy Ingraving them in to your arm's.... i hate emos is well couse im a Black metal lover i h8 the way they dress its relling putting metal out of fashon



Repochus's picture
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Thu, 2006-02-16 20:52

Emo sucks, the music sucks, they should all be put against a wall and shot.



Riksta's picture
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Mon, 2006-02-27 10:28

Some emo chics are hot though.



Reverend Jones's picture
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Sat, 2006-03-11 22:02

What really soils my cleats is those damn limbo-heads. You know who I'm talking about. This forum is rife with them.



Elliot_666's picture
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Sun, 2006-03-12 18:41

Around my town its just emos, chavs, and metalheads, i hate labels but i guess i fall into the metalhead group. Emo are the only style thats anti chav other than metalheads in my town but they really fuck me off, which is a shame. They suck up to all the chavs and there really anti social and just like sit there, and when there sad they just sit there and cry and scrach their arm with a blut penknife. Its pathetic, i supose not all of em are like that but yeah.. they suck.



Christine Bentley's picture
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Mon, 2006-03-13 05:03

I'm not sure I even know what you folks are talking about! Emos? Chavs? Metalheads?

This is all so confusing!



Elliot_666's picture
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Mon, 2006-03-13 16:25

There like different trends, i dont follow any of them though.



MrEricSir's picture
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Fri, 2006-03-24 20:35

If you do a Google search for I Hate Emos, this page is the first result. w00t!



Ricard's picture
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Fri, 2006-03-24 23:50

My poop is STILL bigger than yours though.



CrazySwedishGirl's picture
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Thu, 2006-08-10 23:56

MrEricSir wrote:
If you do a Google search for I Hate Emos, this page is the first result. w00t!

Actually, it's the second.  http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=I+hate+emos



Angry_Jerk's picture
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Fri, 2006-08-11 00:16

LOL, I pwn Google.



The_yar_mister's picture
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Sun, 2007-06-10 21:45

Ya emos r compleat reatards. they should come out with a tickel-me-emo(insted of tickle-me elmo)so they will have something to do other then bother normal ppl.



The_yar_mister's picture
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Sun, 2007-06-10 21:47

O and MrEricSir is right about the google thing.



I_love_HP's picture
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Sun, 2007-06-10 22:14

Really? I just clicked the link, and it came up second.



The_yar_mister's picture
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Mon, 2007-06-11 00:39

What ever!



The_yar_mister's picture
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Mon, 2007-06-11 00:40

Ricard wrote:
My poop is STILL bigger than yours though.
 

No MY poo is BIGGER then urs



Clouded's picture
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Mon, 2007-06-11 17:53

I agree with HP (also known as CrazySwedishGirl)



I_love_HP's picture
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Sat, 2007-06-23 03:38

Ja, jag är henne.



Angry_Jerk's picture
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Wed, 2007-06-27 23:12

I have penis-poo disease.



Tirobir's picture
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Wed, 2007-06-27 23:21

I have testicular ball syndrome.



MrEricSir's picture
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Thu, 2007-06-28 02:37

I think I got that from you. How embarrassing!



bougalou's picture
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Thu, 2007-06-28 03:59

Angry_Jerk wrote:
I have penis-poo disease.

You already asked Peeves about it? 



Angry_Jerk's picture
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Thu, 2007-06-28 12:52

No, apparently someone else did.



bougalou's picture
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Thu, 2007-06-28 22:44

Hip-Hapster wrote:
I think I got that from you. How embarrassing!

Hey, MrEricSir Hip-Hapster, you got the penis-poo disease from Angry_Jerk or you got the testicular ball syndrome from Tirobir/Jargonathan?

The two are different, especially it would be surprisingly surprising that you caught such a problem from Angry_Jerk that is on the East coast, whereas you're from the West coast. 



Angry_Jerk's picture
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Thu, 2007-06-28 23:53

My balls itch right now.



MrEricSir's picture
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Fri, 2007-06-29 05:34

I have testicular ball syndrome. I think I got it from Jargonathan.



Angry_Jerk's picture
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Fri, 2007-06-29 23:07

Yes, we know.



MrEricSir's picture
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Sat, 2007-06-30 00:18

bougalou didn't.

But he sure does now, yessir!