YES! IT'S BACK AND IT'S THE ULTIMATE VERSION, THE MOST BAD-ASS ONE YET!
Ok ok.. this one is a bit different than the previous versions, ok, let's get this over with already:
1) Peeves, for starting hostilities between me and my good Canadian friend Bougalou, speaking of, I just doggy-styled his mother.
2) Bougalou - for being a dildo
3) Twinklestar - because she is a "fuckie" head
4) I_Love_HP - Do I need to explain...?
5) Tirobir - for starting that gay -ass forum "finish this sentence"
6) MrDykeSir - For looking like a peice of hot dog shit
7) Alexia.motherfucking.Anthem - for always being on drugs
8) Ricard - For crapping on the street of US
9) Dick for being a dick and a relative of Dr. Fuck
Well that's all bitches! Now begins a dark period of flame wars!
5 days have gone by since you started again to threaten us and still no manifestation of your Metal Balls have been seen/heard/read in Montreal from your Dildo Canadian friend Bougalou.
YES! IT'S BACK AND IT'S THE ULTIMATE VERSION, THE MOST BAD-ASS ONE YET! Ok ok.. this one is a bit different than the previous versions, ok, let's get this over with already: 1) Peeves, for starting hostilities between me and my good Canadian friend Bougalou, speaking of, I just doggy-styled his mother. 2) Bougalou - for being a dildo 3) Twinklestar - because she is a "fuckie" head 4) I_Love_HP - Do I need to explain...? 5) Tirobir - for starting that gay -ass forum "finish this sentence" 6) MrDykeSir - For looking like a peice of hot dog shit 7) Alexia.motherfucking.Anthem - for always being on drugs 8) Ricard - For crapping on the street of US 9) Dick for being a dick and a relative of Dr. Fuck Well that's all bitches! Now begins a dark period of flame wars!
This list is pointless. If you ever actually killed any of these people, then you wouldn't be such a goddamn wuss. You better either grow some balls, stop bothering people with this shit, or have me drop a brick on your head!
Hey ImPeeves you not Peeves you homosexual who poop in other mans mouth and have sex with Juanita who live down street next to Javier. No fuck with my good friends here pendejo!
Hey ImPeeves you not Peeves you homosexual who poop in other mans mouth and have sex with Juanita who live down street next to Javier. No fuck with my good friends here pendejo!
First, you say that I'm gay, and then you say I have sex with a girl named "Juanita." You make no fucking sense, dullard.
I won't do it over the internet, moron. I'll find where you live (I already know the city), come to your house, and drop a brick on your motherfucking head!
Or ImPeeves I go to your house and invite muchachos over for party so we trash your house and than you go and buy all your parent stuff back from pawn shop.
2. You're fucking stupid to find out where I live.
3. Even if you managed to do that, I would beat the shit out of you and the "muchachos," in addition to making you pay for all my stuff. So don't even think about it, dullard.
I won't do it over the internet, moron. I'll find where you live (I already know the city), come to your house, and drop a brick on your motherfucking head!
It's a good thing you coming over here, cause I haven't molested kids in ages man...
2. You're fucking stupid to find out where I live.
3. Even if you managed to do that, I would beat the shit out of you and the "muchachos," in addition to making you pay for all my stuff. So don't even think about it, dullard.
Instead of trying to be a poser version of peeves, which even makes you look more like a dumb-ass, go find some fun things to do:
My suggestion is to go find a watermelon cut a small hole through it and hump it, or you could hump the dirt, and break your sword's tip off.
Another suggestion is to go get a match and start burning your pubes with it.
2. You're fucking stupid to find out where I live.
3. Even if you managed to do that, I would beat the shit out of you and the "muchachos," in addition to making you pay for all my stuff. So don't even think about it, dullard.
Oh you tough guy you must impress all the boys in middle school
2. You're fucking stupid to find out where I live.
3. Even if you managed to do that, I would beat the shit out of you and the "muchachos," in addition to making you pay for all my stuff. So don't even think about it, dullard.
Instead of trying to be a poser version of peeves, which even makes you look more like a dumb-ass, go find some fun things to do: My suggestion is to go find a watermelon cut a small hole through it and hump it, or you could hump the dirt, and break your sword's tip off. Another suggestion is to go get a match and start burning your pubes with it.
What you don't realize, is that the person you say is the "real" Peeves is just Eric. I can't believe you haven't figured that out. Damn you're stupid.
2. You're fucking stupid to find out where I live.
3. Even if you managed to do that, I would beat the shit out of you and the "muchachos," in addition to making you pay for all my stuff. So don't even think about it, dullard.
Oh you tough guy you must impress all the boys in middle school
And you must impress all the dumbasses who think pretending to be some Mexican guy is funny. You do the worst impersonation of a hispanic that I've ever seen. "Buritto"? Most people from the US know it's not spelled like that. Shouldn't you? Also, you act like the exact stereotype of a Mexican, which makes you seem even more like the poser you are.
And Ricard, I too will be impressed with you if you can write a coherent comeback. (Not in that I-talk-really-shitty-English-because-I-want-to-pose-as-a-Mexican-or-because-I'm-just-plain-retarded "language".)
2. You're fucking stupid to find out where I live.
3. Even if you managed to do that, I would beat the shit out of you and the "muchachos," in addition to making you pay for all my stuff. So don't even think about it, dullard.
Instead of trying to be a poser version of peeves, which even makes you look more like a dumb-ass, go find some fun things to do: My suggestion is to go find a watermelon cut a small hole through it and hump it, or you could hump the dirt, and break your sword's tip off. Another suggestion is to go get a match and start burning your pubes with it.
What you don't realize, is that the person you say is the "real" Peeves is just Eric. I can't believe you haven't figured that out. Damn you're stupid.
The following is a post I made before making this forum. It comes from the forum "peeves hits babies", not sure? Check the forum out for yourself... Fucking Douchebag...
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Tue, 2006-08-15 20:15 by metalbaz
I have a very strong feeling that over half of the e-mails Peeves gets that ask for "advice", are coming from only one person, and that person would be Peeves himself or a.k.a MrDykeSir. He probably makes-up all these retarded questions and sends it to himself.
"hey, how can i check if i got an email? oh and also seeing as are peeves and are meant to be smart, tell me which came first chicken or egg?"
When I tried to reply it said "gash doesn't accept private messages"
So here's I'll post it here.
If you don't know how to check an email, you're way, way too stupid to even be online. As for the chicken and the egg shit, you should know that I answered that question a few years ago. Read what I told that person,and you'll have your answer! (I'll leave it to you to search through 5 years of archives to find it, because you didn't even ask me a goddamn advice quetion!)
After I couldn't send you a PM, I'm sure that's what you meant be "email," have you tried not disabling PMs? I'm sure it'll work unless Eric banned you from it or something.
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YES! IT'S BACK AND IT'S THE ULTIMATE VERSION, THE MOST BAD-ASS ONE YET!
Ok ok.. this one is a bit different than the previous versions, ok, let's get this over with already:
1) Peeves, for starting hostilities between me and my good Canadian friend Bougalou, speaking of, I just doggy-styled his mother.
2) Bougalou - for being a dildo
3) Twinklestar - because she is a "fuckie" head
4) I_Love_HP - Do I need to explain...?
5) Tirobir - for starting that gay -ass forum "finish this sentence"
6) MrDykeSir - For looking like a peice of hot dog shit
7) Alexia.motherfucking.Anthem - for always being on drugs
8) Ricard - For crapping on the street of US
9) Dick for being a dick and a relative of Dr. Fuck
Well that's all bitches! Now begins a dark period of flame wars!