MrDoucheSir

metalbaz's picture
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Tue, 2006-09-19 02:15

I officially "invite" you to have a flamewar with me to prove I'm a real bad-ass. Laughing


   

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Tue, 2006-09-19 02:19

Uh... hi.



metalbaz's picture
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Tue, 2006-09-19 02:26

You got dick sucking lips. PWNED!  1-POINT!



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Tue, 2006-09-19 02:52

Do you have any original "insults" or are we already in rerun season?



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Tue, 2006-09-19 03:45

Well, I always like to start mt flame wars with some good old classic insults, and that happens to be one. And when something's classic, it means it's so good it can be used again and again. Andy anyway I'm saving my good one's when we reach to the "climax" of this flame war.



metalbaz's picture
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Tue, 2006-09-19 03:45

Well, I always like to start mt flame wars with some good old classic insults, and that happens to be one. And when something's classic, it means it's so good it can be used again and again. Andy anyway I'm saving my good one's when we reach to the "climax" of this flame war.



metalbaz's picture
Joined: 2006-01-06
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Tue, 2006-09-19 03:45

Well, I always like to start mt flame wars with some good old classic insults, and that happens to be one. And when something's classic, it means it's so good it can be used again and again. Andy anyway I'm saving my good one's when we reach to the "climax" of this flame war.



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Tue, 2006-09-19 03:46

Fuck man, your site is too fucked up that if you press the post buttons accidnelty 2 or 3 times, it will fucking end up making 8 posts....



metalbaz's picture
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Tue, 2006-09-19 03:54

Well, I always like to start my flame wars with some good old classic insults, and that happens to be one. And when something's classic, it means it's so good it can be used again and again. And anyway I'm saving my good ones when we reach to the "climax" of this flame war.



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Tue, 2006-09-19 04:04

Reach yor fucking Climax without me, OK? You got your own clit and you can rub it until it starts bleeding for all I care.

I will send a copy of all your threats to George W. Bush (actually, I'll give them to the ambassador of the United States of America in Ottawa, Canada) and he will beat the living shit out of you and his mighty army is going to confiscate your shitty toy computer Pentium I 75 MHz with 8 Mb of RAM and a 240 Mb of Hard Disk space (the said computer that apparently has its keyboard filled up with your jizz).

Enough said right now, the war is total between Metal Balls and some other unidentified people. I'll be in every flame war, and I'll fight in the sky, on the fields and on the seas, but I shall never surrender! 



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Tue, 2006-09-19 04:34

metalbaz wrote:
Fuck man, your site is too fucked up that if you press the post buttons accidnelty 2 or 3 times, it will fucking end up making 8 posts....

You hit the Post button more time than that. Drupal caught most of the duplicate submissions, but it's not magic. Some of them get through anyway.



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Tue, 2006-09-19 04:38

bougalou wrote:
...his mighty army is going to confiscate your shitty toy computer Pentium I 75 MHz with 8 Mb of RAM and a 240 Mb of Hard Disk space (the said computer that apparently has its keyboard filled up with your jizz).

Good insult. Almost TOO good... and you know what that means? Bougalou is Peeves omg!!!!!



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Tue, 2006-09-19 04:41

You are Peeves according to Angry_Jerk and to Billy101.



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Tue, 2006-09-19 04:48

Now those are two sources you can count on.



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Tue, 2006-09-19 04:53

For Billy101, I'm sure, as for Angry_Jerk, he's too much of a real bad-ass for me to feel comfortable to have him as a role-model.



Assbatman's picture
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Tue, 2006-09-19 05:58

Am I winning this flame-war.



Dr Mrs Fuck's picture
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Tue, 2006-09-19 05:59

No, you're not.



metalbaz's picture
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Tue, 2006-09-19 15:41

bougalou wrote:
I'll be in every flame war, and I'll fight in the sky, on the fields and on the seas, but I shall never surrender! 

He's five foot-two, and he's six feet-four,
He
fights with boners and with dildos.
He's all of
fourteen, and he's only thirteen,
Been a soldier
for about a day.

He'a a Catholic, a Hindu,
an Atheist, a Jain,
A Buddhist and a Baptist and a Jew.
And he knows he shouldn't kill,
And he knows he
nerver will(and can),
Kill you for me my friend and me for you.

And he's fighting for Canada,
He's
fighting for Douchesir,
He's fighting for the Ricard,
And he's fighting for the CrazySwedishGirl,
And he's
fighting for Decker Beaumont,
And he thinks we'll put an end to
war this way. NOT

And he's fighting for
some butt-sex,
He'll be getting from Mr. Sir,
He says
it's for the peace of all.
He's the one who must
decide,
wether to fuck ricard or his mom ,
And
he never sees the writing on the wall.

But without
him,
How would Metalbaz could have something to rip on?
Without him MrSir(his lover) would have stood alone,
He's the
one who gives his balls (cuts 'em off)
As a gift to 'Baz ,
And
without him all this killing can't go on.

He's the Universal Soldier and he really is to blame,
His orders come from far away no more,
They come from
here and there and you and me,
And brothers can't you
see,
This is not the way we put the end to war.



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Tue, 2006-09-19 18:44

I'm impressed, but I still think this is no bad-ass speech. It still sounds more like a little lamb trying to whine his inanities while no one around really cares.

You should admit that Simple Plan fits you perfectly as a type of music for you (and Simple Plan can also fit you for all I care, five boners up your shitter, Pierre, Seb, Chuck, Jeff and David). 



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Tue, 2006-09-19 18:52

I don't need to prove I'm a badass... because I'm MrDoucheSir!



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Sat, 2006-09-23 00:52

Highly offensive.



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Mon, 2006-09-25 04:28

MrDoucheSir wrote:
I don't need to prove I'm a badass... because I'm MrDoucheSir!
Where are all these damn clones coming from? If that's how it's gotta be, then I want one too.



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Mon, 2006-09-25 15:35

Liar.



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Mon, 2006-09-25 18:27

A-----------HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
i_love_it



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Sun, 2006-10-01 18:20

twinklestar wants a clone!



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Sun, 2006-10-01 18:24

What happened to Tinklestar?



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Mon, 2006-10-02 00:46

MrEricSir wrote:
Now those are two sources you can count on.

Only billy 101 is a reliable source. 



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Mon, 2006-10-02 00:48

I have a clone with a Fanzi picture called ImBilly101