Hi, this is Esmeralda, Ricard's sister. Ricard asked me to post on his favorite forum some important information about him. My brother was chosen to be a special counselor to the President of The United States in the fields of immigration, naturalization and employment. I am sure he will keep on consulting this site, despite being unable to post publicly the results of his discussions at the White House, so I suggest that for any request to him, you post them on demonlime.com.
Tell Bush to have Carlos Mencia deported for stealing jokes from other comedians.
Then tell him to take his idea for a North American Union and stick it up his fucking ass, because if he gets rid of America's sovereignty, I along with many others will fucking revolt.
Also, please tell him to continue provoking Russia into World War III. I fancy having the world become a radioactive wasteland.
Oh, and one last thing. Tell him to appoint that midget from Jackass to the Supreme Court. I just think it would be hilarious to have Wee Man as a judge.
Oh, and one last thing. Tell him to appoint that midget from Jackass to the Supreme Court. I just think it would be hilarious to have Wee Man as a judge.
I feel that abortions should be allowed, but only in extreme circumstances, like if the mother was raped, or if giving birth would kill the mother. I also think that it should be done as early as possible, and not 7 months into the pregnancy.
However, if some dumb bitch forgets to make the guy use protection, and gets knocked up, she should live with that mistake. She can put the baby up for adoption if she really doesn't want it.
That being said, Wee Man is against abortion, but for killing babies. He said he got the idea from some douche bag named George Ouzounian out of Utah.
Also, I actually sent a letter to the White House about this matter:
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Hi, my name is Ed Merritts. I am from Los Angeles, California, but staying in Philadelphia at the moment.
I have the perfect nomination for the Supreme Court in the event that one of the justices retires or is unable to perform their duties. I propose that Jason Acuna be considered for a Supreme Court justice. In case you are unfamiliar with Jason Acuna, he is the midget known as "Wee Man" on the popular MTV show "Jackass." I don't know how good he would be. I just think it would be hilarious to have Wee Man as a judge. I mean, it's impossible not to find that funny. Am I right? I myself am a midget (I don't butter it up. I'm a midget, not "height challenged" or any of those other goofy terms.) I believe that the time has come to place a midget in a high position within the government to represent people like me. I believe that midgets have been disenfranchised for too long. I am upset with the treatment we receive. I walk down a street, and people stare at me, as if I'm not even human. It hurts my feelings to be looked upon as different, when I am just like them, an oxygen-breathing human being. I believe that one must earn respect, and not beg for it. That is why I believe a midget should be nominated for the Supreme Court (preferably Wee Man), or at least to a semi-high position within the American government. But if this is not possible, I understand. After all, I am used to this pumiliophobic (similar to homophobic, but only against midgets) society in which we live in.
Thank you in advance for the auto-reply I am about to get in response.
-Edward H. Merritts
If memory serves me right, I will get a pre-formatted response soon. Either that or a visit from the Secret Service.
Why did you use a fake name? "They" know who you are...
I doubt they'd bother to trace some dumb ass sending a goofy letter. Even if they did, wouldn't be the first time the Secret Service visited me over some stupid bullshit.
ey you no Esmerelda! No this no happen I was in hospital! Bad thing happen I tell story in post. Fuck you chicana you no Esmerelda!
If it's really Esmeralda, you're being rude to your sister, and if it's not Esmeralda, then I don't know why someone would try to impersonate your sister to announce good news.
Are you a special counselor to the President of the United States of America?
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Hi, this is Esmeralda, Ricard's sister. Ricard asked me to post on his favorite forum some important information about him. My brother was chosen to be a special counselor to the President of The United States in the fields of immigration, naturalization and employment. I am sure he will keep on consulting this site, despite being unable to post publicly the results of his discussions at the White House, so I suggest that for any request to him, you post them on demonlime.com.