Yes I no here for long time bad thing happen.  2 months ago I ride bike to work at Jiffy Lube and car hit me from back and I fly into air on pavement.  I no feel pain in spine and neck so that bad I try to get up and police come over and say no move hospital come for you.  I go to hospital.  I break one leg and one wrist and hurt neck and frecture back or someting.  2 weeks I in hospital and than go home but my body hurt bad.  Doctor say I lived death!  After some weeks after therapy I back home and back to work but very bad.  I have lawsuit against putos driving in car!  I get $100,000 settlement plus money for hospital.  I happy I be back!  

Ricard is rich!

I'd be honored if I could break into that asshat's house and shit in his sink for you, Ricard.

Something similar happened to me a few years ago!  A car hit me as I was running across the street, and I flipped over it, landing on my back.  Except it hurt like hell when I hit the ground, but I didn't think it was that big of a deal, so when everyone was like, "CALL 911!" I was like, "What's big deal? It's not THAT bad!"  I only ended up staying in the hospital for a few hours.

Sucks to be you, bitch.

Ricard, you oughta use that money to have a huge IRL meet up for Demon Lime. I'm sure you'd still have plenty left over.

Angry_Jerk wrote:

Sucks to be you, bitch.

I'd rather get hit by cars every day than be you.

Angry_Jerk wrote:

Sucks to be you, bitch. Ricard, you oughta use that money to have a huge IRL meet up for Demon Lime. I'm sure you'd still have plenty left over.

If you tied enough rubber bands together, you could build a really big slingshot.

Aim for the north part of the east coast. You don't want to end up in the South.

Then she'd end up where Billy101 and ImBilly101 are, and she could tell them about it!

They'd be waiting at full mast.

xD

I_love_HP wrote:

Angry_Jerk wrote:

Sucks to be you, bitch.

I'd rather get hit by cars every day than be you.

LOL, i laughed at that.

I_love_HP wrote:

Angry_Jerk wrote:

Sucks to be you, bitch.

I'd rather get hit by cars every day than be you.

Gash wrote:

Good idea. I'll get to travel the Atlantic for free.

Yes, then we can have teh secks!

Angry_Jerk wrote:

I_love_HP wrote:

Angry_Jerk wrote:

Sucks to be you, bitch.

I'd rather get hit by cars every day than be you.

Now how the hell am I supposed to respond to this?

I can't even drive. Insurance is a bitch, plus I get distracted too easily.

That makes me feel a little safer.

Angry_Jerk wrote:

I can't even drive.

LOSER! 

I_love_HP wrote:

LOSER!

You're 14 years old, bitch. You can't drive either.

And if I did drive, I'd wear my horn out in less than a week because of morons like you. Also, I'd lose my voice, and my arms would be too tired to beat off.

That's what Gash is for, chief.

Qevosk wrote:

That's what Gash is for, chief.

Good point.

Angry_Jerk wrote:

I_love_HP wrote:

LOSER!

You're 14 years old, bitch. You can't drive either. And if I did drive, I'd wear my horn out in less than a week because of morons like you. Also, I'd lose my voice, and my arms would be too tired to beat off.

I can take driver's ed in a year!  Once I get my liscense, I might drive all the way to Philadelphia just to run you over.  

Don't hurt me by making such a promise and not keeping it.

I'd hurt you more if I kept it, so I'm keeping it.