First of all, let me do like the mighty Ricard and post directly this exciting new topic in the Fire Pit.
So basically, this is just to mention how cool I was yesterday when I unlocked the door of the apartment, had some leftovers for dinner and watched the hockey game on TV before going to sleep in my bed.
This thread is diarrhea coming out of my dick! What a shitload of fuck! I'd rather have a fucking buffalo take a diarrhea dump in my ear than subject myself to this thread. It's just like an infinite turd coming out of my ass just like an endless rope. When's it gonna be over? I can't stand this shit. I'd rather eat out the rotten asshole of a roadkill skunk than read this thread. Cock-a-fucking-doodle-ass-shit-sucking-ball-fuck, this is fucking boring. I'd rather drown in diarrhea. I'd rather fucking eat my fucking balls off and shit them out my fucking ass, I'd rather piss a cactus out of my dick! This thread is my fucking nightmare. It's a frustrating incoherent pile of vomit and shit. I'd rather fly a cargo plane full of rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong. I'd rather fucking yank all the hairs out of my scrotum. I'd rather drink diarrhea vomited out of a buffalo's anus. It sucking fucks. It fucking sucks. It fucking blows. It's a piece of shit. This thread is ass. I'd rather take a bath in elephant feces. It sucks monkey fuck. It sucks ass from a straw. I want to nail the creator to a fucking cross. This thread is just a piece of fuck.
This thread is diarrhea coming out of my dick! What a shitload of fuck! I'd rather have a fucking buffalo take a diarrhea dump in my ear than subject myself to this thread. It's just like an infinite turd coming out of my ass just like an endless rope. When's it gonna be over? I can't stand this shit. I'd rather eat out the rotten asshole of a roadkill skunk than read this thread. Cock-a-fucking-doodle-ass-shit-sucking-ball-fuck, this is fucking boring. I'd rather drown in diarrhea. I'd rather fucking eat my fucking balls off and shit them out my fucking ass, I'd rather piss a cactus out of my dick! This thread is my fucking nightmare. It's a frustrating incoherent pile of vomit and shit. I'd rather fly a cargo plane full of rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong. I'd rather fucking yank all the hairs out of my scrotum. I'd rather drink diarrhea vomited out of a buffalo's anus. It sucking fucks. It fucking sucks. It fucking blows. It's a piece of shit. This thread is ass. I'd rather take a bath in elephant feces. It sucks monkey fuck. It sucks ass from a straw. I want to nail the creator to a fucking cross. This thread is just a piece of fuck.
Is this something you composed yourself, because it's truly eloquent and in accordance with the general way you write some raps.
I need to congratulate Esmeralda, whoever she is, for triggering the return of Ricard to www.demonlime.com. Then, it's not anymore a self-congratulatory thread because I congratulate somebody else.
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First of all, let me do like the mighty Ricard and post directly this exciting new topic in the Fire Pit.
So basically, this is just to mention how cool I was yesterday when I unlocked the door of the apartment, had some leftovers for dinner and watched the hockey game on TV before going to sleep in my bed.