Today my ten-year-old brother was playing fake golf matches with a baseball bat and a tennis ball.  Each one had two people who he pretended to be.  I showed him this site so Peeves and Eric were in there.  The funniest one though, was when he had Angry_Jerk against this guy he made up.  He made a song about Angry_Jerk, and every time before he hit the ball he would slam the bat on the ground and yell "AN GRY JERK!"  He lost the fake golf game though. Bad. 

wait....what?

My brother played fake golf. Like Eric vs Peeves, except he was both of them.

Fake golf?

Yeah. He was playing golf by himself with a tennis ball and a baseball bat, pretending to be two different people.

Okay then, I hope his room is padded.

Should I be flattered about my own song?

No.  It was making fun of you.

The song sung itself?

LOLZ!

accidentally double-posted,ignore.

Why don't you just delete one of them?

Because you can't.

Should I be offended?

Yes,yes you should.

If you record him singing the song, I can post it on my website. It would be t3h awesome.