Peeves, with all your experience with stupidity and stupid people, you don't think anyone might do this? I'd think you've seen worse in your letters and emails.
I know one not to do. Ok I was mad at my friend because he got together with this girl I liked so I decided to revenge him, Ricard style! First I break into his house and piss in ice cube tray and than in mr coffee machine. I than feed his gold fish ritalin. Than I throw girls bra under his couch, maybe she see it and become Ricard's! But here is best part. I take tennis ball and flush down toilet so it overflow than I go into his room and take my poop from a plastic bag and break off piece to put on his tongue, HE ATE IT *LAUGH*! Than as I leave I pur water all on his computer. It was best April Fools ever! Until he wake up and find out all of what I did, now he is not my friend. He can't take joke.
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