ATTN: ALL IDIOTS

Angry_Jerk's picture
Joined: 2006-01-01
Posts: 1217
Tue, 2006-05-16 22:18

The private message system is NOT for bullshit. I will repeat it:

THE PRIVATE IS MESSAGE SYSTEM IS NOT FOR BULLSHIT

I am now creating a new rule about private messages. If you send me a stupid, pointless private message, I will come to your house, rape your mom and sister, then punch you, ripping a hole not only in your face, but in the space-time continuim as well. Here are examples of bullshit messages:

Quote:
From: billy101
To: Angry_Jerk
Subject: did you realize?
Date: Tue, 2006-05-16 17:30

you are a dumb negro

Quote:
From: thegreatant
To: Angry_Jerk
Subject: hi
Date: Sat, 2006-01-07 18:29

wassup

If you ever feel the sudden urge to send someone a retarded PM, save me some time and jump off of the nearest 10 story building. Other good things to do are:

-Join the military, and help the US protect its freedom by fighting in Iraq. Remember, Saddam Hussein was planning to order an invasion of the United States, and conquer us!

-Pretend you're in a real-life Frogger game.

-Piss Peeves off even more.

-Play some good ol' fashioned Russian Roulette.

-Start a fight with Chuck Norris.

-Go into your local ghetto wearing a white hood and a shirt that says "White pride" on it.

-Try to storm the Whitehouse single-handedly.

-Pick a fight with a US Navy SEAL.

-Not send me bullshit PMs.

Thank you, and lick my nuts.


   

bougalou's picture
Joined: 2006-01-01
Posts: 693
Tue, 2006-05-16 22:58

I don't give a damn about private messages sent to you!



metalbaz's picture
Joined: 2006-01-06
Posts: 331
Tue, 2006-05-16 23:11

FUCK YOU BOUGALOU, YOU CANADIAN MOTHER FUCKING TWAT!

Bougalou is fuckinbg douchebag that has no firneds and likes to lick wrinkled cunts.



Angry_Jerk's picture
Joined: 2006-01-01
Posts: 1217
Wed, 2006-05-17 01:42

metalbaz wrote:
FUCK YOU BOUGALOU, YOU CANADIAN MOTHER FUCKING TWAT!

Bougalou is fuckinbg douchebag that has no firneds and likes to lick wrinkled cunts.

Hey dipshit. Take this bullshit to the Fire Pit.



bougalou's picture
Joined: 2006-01-01
Posts: 693
Wed, 2006-05-17 04:37

metalbaz wrote:
FUCK YOU BOUGALOU, YOU CANADIAN MOTHER FUCKING TWAT!

Bougalou is fuckinbg douchebag that has no firneds and likes to lick wrinkled cunts.

Now, I got more than enough, it's decided, I'll sue you for threats and for publishing hateful content.

It's fucking embarassing to be a moron like you shithead!

I'm sorry...



Angry_Jerk's picture
Joined: 2006-01-01
Posts: 1217
Wed, 2006-05-17 15:55

How can you sue yourself?

Seriously, Eric should make all users have to pass a test before they can post. Like an IQ test. (Mine's 125, BTW)



bougalou's picture
Joined: 2006-01-01
Posts: 693
Wed, 2006-05-17 16:15

Hey Angry_Jerk,

Have you ever consulted? Medication can help you know.

And while we're at it, and IQ measure ought to be a relative one, so when a given person is barking, bragging, or call it whatever you want, about his/her IQ, that person should be aware, that intrinsically, this IQ measure is relative to the target group you are evaluating since it's implied in the anagram: "I"ntellectual "Q"uotient.

Saying your IQ is 125 is like telling:

I am taller than.

I am more stupid than.

The absolute potential of an alkaline battery is 9 volts.

The enthalpy of combustion of a carbon-carbon bond is 70 kCal.

So, have a good angry jerk and stop typing inanities while you're at it.



MrEricSir's picture
Joined: 2005-10-19
Posts: 2571
Wed, 2006-05-17 19:18

billy101's private message access has been suspended.



Neon Cybernaut's picture
Joined: 2006-03-15
Posts: 27
Wed, 2006-05-17 23:42

Intelligence will be measured during routine MRI brain scans in the next two decades (at most.)



Diptera's picture
Joined: 2006-01-25
Posts: 812
Wed, 2006-05-17 23:43

[insert Super Mario death jingle]

I am 20 dB louder than.



Angry_Jerk's picture
Joined: 2006-01-01
Posts: 1217
Fri, 2006-05-19 21:46

bougalou wrote:
Insert post here

My IQ is 125. The average IQ for my age group is 100. I was told anything above 120 is intelligent. If you want to argue it, then take it up with the folks at MENSA, who make the tests.

And I currently take medicine for ADHD, Depression, and irritability.



bougalou's picture
Joined: 2006-01-01
Posts: 693
Sat, 2006-05-20 05:27

Hey Angry_Jerk,

I'm sorry for attacking you on something not necessarily funny, being medication. It wasn't fair from my part and I apologize. I hope you will accept my excuses.

By the way, I'm treated for burn out/depression as well and wouldn't have appreciated myself to be attacked on such ground.

Again, I'm sorry about that.

Bougalou.



Angry_Jerk's picture
Joined: 2006-01-01
Posts: 1217
Sat, 2006-05-20 20:37

bougalou wrote:
Hey Angry_Jerk,

I'm sorry for attacking you on something not necessarily funny, being medication. It wasn't fair from my part and I apologize. I hope you will accept my excuses.

You're a fucking dickhead, and I hope you choke and die.

Na, I'm just fucking with ya. I really don't give a shit if you talk about my medicine.



Dr Fuck's picture
Joined: 2006-03-10
Posts: 41
Sun, 2006-05-21 03:18

If you're going to swear, please keept it in the private messages.



Arashi's picture
Joined: 2006-05-18
Posts: 53
Sun, 2006-05-21 18:35

hey umm whats so special about mr Eric sir just just wonderin cuz i really dont know



MrEricSir's picture
Joined: 2005-10-19
Posts: 2571
Sun, 2006-05-21 19:35

Oh, it's just that I'm completely awesome.



3xtr3m H4X0r's picture
Joined: 2006-05-21
Posts: 71
Sun, 2006-05-21 21:07

i c... umm wut if i dont have a sister...



Angry_Jerk's picture
Joined: 2006-01-01
Posts: 1217
Sun, 2006-05-21 21:24

3xtr3m H4X0r wrote:
i c... umm wut if i dont have a sister...

Stop typing like a fucking retard, you dope.



3xtr3m H4X0r's picture
Joined: 2006-05-21
Posts: 71
Mon, 2006-05-22 05:08

Angry_Jerk wrote:
3xtr3m H4X0r wrote:
i c... umm wut if i dont have a sister...

Stop typing like a fucking retard, you dope.

wtf??? ... seriously wtf?? you want me to type in full sentences or something??



MrEricSir's picture
Joined: 2005-10-19
Posts: 2571
Mon, 2006-05-22 05:44

3xtr3m H4X0r wrote:
wtf??? ... seriously wtf?? you want me to type in full sentences or something??

That depends: do you care if anybody wants to read your posts?



3xtr3m H4X0r's picture
Joined: 2006-05-21
Posts: 71
Mon, 2006-05-22 05:55

;)



Angry_Jerk's picture
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Posts: 1217
Mon, 2006-05-22 22:33

3xtr3m H4X0r wrote:
wtf??? ... seriously wtf?? you want me to type in full sentences or something??

I think Peeves needs to pay you a visit.



metalbaz's picture
Joined: 2006-01-06
Posts: 331
Mon, 2006-06-05 17:11

Seriously, one of these days I'll get out my HK 53 and run after Angry_Jerk and his mom. After them I'll crucify Bougalou.



bougalou's picture
Joined: 2006-01-01
Posts: 693
Mon, 2006-06-05 22:13

metalbaz wrote:
Seriously, one of these days I'll get out my HK 53 and run after Angry_Jerk and his mom. After them I'll crucify Bougalou.

If at least Bougalou would be just a tiny bit scared of your hateful, vilifying and moronic gibberish, it would have some interest, but it's not.

And be careful, don't let too much jizz drip on your keyboard while you type and play with your own body parts, it voids the warranty.



Angry_Jerk's picture
Joined: 2006-01-01
Posts: 1217
Mon, 2006-06-05 23:42

You can come at me with your little pansy ass submachine gun, but you won't make it near enough to my location, because I'll pick you right off with my SR-25.



3xtr3m H4X0r's picture
Joined: 2006-05-21
Posts: 71
Tue, 2006-06-06 03:53

ill take you all on with a god damn glock



bougalou's picture
Joined: 2006-01-01
Posts: 693
Tue, 2006-06-06 04:15

I'm much more scared of Peeves with his baseball bat (more dangerous than David Ortiz or Albert Pujols with a baseball bat by the way) than of any moron holding something like a M15, a SR25, an AK47 or a HK53.



Clouded's picture
Joined: 2006-01-14
Posts: 352
Tue, 2006-06-06 18:08

How about you settle it that your all completely stupid?



Clouded's picture
Joined: 2006-01-14
Posts: 352
Tue, 2006-06-06 18:09

None of you seem to realise your making a complete ass of yourselves



Epershandrea's picture
Joined: 2006-05-28
Posts: 936
Tue, 2006-06-06 20:16

"your" one to talk...



MrEricSir's picture
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Posts: 2571
Tue, 2006-06-06 22:23

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