The private message system is NOT for bullshit. I will repeat it:
THE PRIVATE IS MESSAGE SYSTEM IS NOT FOR BULLSHIT
I am now creating a new rule about private messages. If you send me a stupid, pointless private message, I will come to your house, rape your mom and sister, then punch you, ripping a hole not only in your face, but in the space-time continuim as well. Here are examples of bullshit messages:
Quote:
From: billy101
To: Angry_Jerk
Subject: did you realize?
Date: Tue, 2006-05-16 17:30
you are a dumb negro
Quote:
From: thegreatant
To: Angry_Jerk
Subject: hi
Date: Sat, 2006-01-07 18:29
wassup
If you ever feel the sudden urge to send someone a retarded PM, save me some time and jump off of the nearest 10 story building. Other good things to do are:
-Join the military, and help the US protect its freedom by fighting in Iraq. Remember, Saddam Hussein was planning to order an invasion of the United States, and conquer us!
-Pretend you're in a real-life Frogger game.
-Piss Peeves off even more.
-Play some good ol' fashioned Russian Roulette.
-Start a fight with Chuck Norris.
-Go into your local ghetto wearing a white hood and a shirt that says "White pride" on it.
Have you ever consulted? Medication can help you know.
And while we're at it, and IQ measure ought to be a relative one, so when a given person is barking, bragging, or call it whatever you want, about his/her IQ, that person should be aware, that intrinsically, this IQ measure is relative to the target group you are evaluating since it's implied in the anagram: "I"ntellectual "Q"uotient.
Saying your IQ is 125 is like telling:
I am taller than.
I am more stupid than.
The absolute potential of an alkaline battery is 9 volts.
The enthalpy of combustion of a carbon-carbon bond is 70 kCal.
So, have a good angry jerk and stop typing inanities while you're at it.
My IQ is 125. The average IQ for my age group is 100. I was told anything above 120 is intelligent. If you want to argue it, then take it up with the folks at MENSA, who make the tests.
And I currently take medicine for ADHD, Depression, and irritability.
I'm sorry for attacking you on something not necessarily funny, being medication. It wasn't fair from my part and I apologize. I hope you will accept my excuses.
By the way, I'm treated for burn out/depression as well and wouldn't have appreciated myself to be attacked on such ground.
I'm sorry for attacking you on something not necessarily funny, being medication. It wasn't fair from my part and I apologize. I hope you will accept my excuses.
You're a fucking dickhead, and I hope you choke and die.
Na, I'm just fucking with ya. I really don't give a shit if you talk about my medicine.
You can come at me with your little pansy ass submachine gun, but you won't make it near enough to my location, because I'll pick you right off with my SR-25.
I'm much more scared of Peeves with his baseball bat (more dangerous than David Ortiz or Albert Pujols with a baseball bat by the way) than of any moron holding something like a M15, a SR25, an AK47 or a HK53.
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The private message system is NOT for bullshit. I will repeat it:
I am now creating a new rule about private messages. If you send me a stupid, pointless private message, I will come to your house, rape your mom and sister, then punch you, ripping a hole not only in your face, but in the space-time continuim as well. Here are examples of bullshit messages:
If you ever feel the sudden urge to send someone a retarded PM, save me some time and jump off of the nearest 10 story building. Other good things to do are:
-Join the military, and help the US protect its freedom by fighting in Iraq. Remember, Saddam Hussein was planning to order an invasion of the United States, and conquer us!
-Pretend you're in a real-life Frogger game.
-Piss Peeves off even more.
-Play some good ol' fashioned Russian Roulette.
-Start a fight with Chuck Norris.
-Go into your local ghetto wearing a white hood and a shirt that says "White pride" on it.
-Try to storm the Whitehouse single-handedly.
-Pick a fight with a US Navy SEAL.
-Not send me bullshit PMs.
Thank you, and lick my nuts.