I never saw the first one, but this one is meant to be good:

I have two favorite lines from the original:
"Ungh."
"Fuck, that's hard."

Only the second is taken out of context and it was a great line even in context. (It was a response to one guy telling the other about his depressing childhood.)

Only if I get to make saix with Jessica Alba plz, kthnxbye

Thank you Peeves for attracting these tards.

Don't you fucking dare blame me, asshole.

The only way these people seem to find Demon Lime is through your site.

Not that I don't think your site kicks ass. Just look at some of the idiots who send you questions, then look at the idiots here. Similarity?