Construct your own candle!

Dissection's picture
Joined: 2006-01-04
Posts: 63
Sun, 2006-05-14 22:14

Hey guys, I was kind of bored today, so this is what I decided to do.

So today I was experimenting with wax, and I wanted to make a mold of my schlong.

I do not know why, but I thought it would be a nifty idea to make a candle.

But then, as I was melting the wax, I thought.

"Why not keep my penis unburned, and make something else?"

And so I did.

In the picture you'll see what I made.

But that's not why I'm posting this.

I'm going to give you a tutorial of how to make your own candles.

Wether they be dildos or just normal candles, heres how.

Step one: Find yourself some candles, wether they be small ones.

Or big ones, you know, long ones.

Step two: I suggest you melt these in a cooking pan, but DO BE CAREFUL MELTING THESE!

I burnt myself because at some point, it starts to bubble there very heavily, and it hurts like hell getting hit with warm wax.

Step Three: After you've got your melted wax, find something to form it in, I used one of these ice cream things to put it in, so unless you want to make a dildo, do the same.

Oh, and for the people that want to make dildoes, I'll include a guide for you at the end. ;)

Step four: Pour the hot wax into the thing you decided to form it in, and to make your candle look even cooler, take something that you like, I used a zippo, and put it in there also.

You'll see why you did so later on when your project is finished.

Step five: Put the hot wax into your freezer and leave it there for about an hour.

Step six: Masturbate.

Step Seven: Go back to your freezer and take the wax out, then use a knife to kind of loosen it, then you can just smack it on the bottom to make it fall out.

Step eight: I hope you saved the thing that you light, what I did was carve a small hole on the top, and then put the light thing in the hole, then I melted some of the wax into the hole again.

Now, you have just finished your first candle.

Dildo guide:

For you people out there, (Hopefully women), here is the guide I promised you.

Repeat all of the steps of melting the wax, but don't pour the wax into a thing like I told you earlier.

Get a new condom, and then pour the wax into it.

Get something to tie the end of the condom with, and then put it into your freezer for about an hour or two.

Presto, you have your own homemade dildo.

Post pictures of your work if you take the time to do this =P

I hope this helped make your day a little bit more creative.

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MrEricSir's picture
Joined: 2005-10-19
Posts: 2571
Mon, 2006-05-15 00:34

Can the zippo light the candle from the inside?

Also, shouldn't you use a double boiler for melting the wax? You have to heat wax evenly or it gets weird.



Dissection's picture
Joined: 2006-01-04
Posts: 63
Mon, 2006-05-15 08:56

No the Zippo is sealed shut inside there, but you just gave me a nifty idea for my next project.

And A double boiler you say? Is that when you have one boiler on the bottom that cooks the water, and then you apply another boiler to put stuff in? I just heat the wax up in an ordinary boiler, I see nothing weird.



MrEricSir's picture
Joined: 2005-10-19
Posts: 2571
Mon, 2006-05-15 14:54

^ Yep, that's a double boiler. If nothing else, it keeps the wax from burning.



Christine Bentley's picture
Joined: 2006-03-13
Posts: 24
Tue, 2006-05-16 02:37

This looks like the kind of good old fashion home project I would enjoy.

Do you have any tips, Mr. Dissection?