I'm going to die on Sunday, May 6th, 2085.  So I'll be 92. Exactly when are you going to die?  Find out at  http://www.deathclock.com/.

I'd rather let it be a surprise. I've always thought that I would die from some crazy freak accident.

It's hard to plan on those. They usually get you by surprise.

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June 12, 2037?

Longer than I expected.

You're going to die almost 50 years before me!

Just to see what would happen, I put in 1900 for year of birth, male for sex, pessimistic for mode, and over 45 for BMI, and it said that I died in 1952.  Then it gave me ways to delay the day I died, even though according to it, I was already dead.

Your Personal Day of Death is...
	Wednesday, December 7, 2067

Damn Emily shall live longer. I shall be 79.

I'm only going to be 73.

On the plus side, I won't have to put away much for retirement...

Wait, Emily, how did you get that date? If you're born in 1993 and have (what I'm guessing is a) below 25 BMI, you'd have died at the age of 79.

How did you get 92?

I'ma die on Saturday, January 10, 2065.

Sheeeit.

Here's what I put in:

birthday: December 29, 1992

sex: female

mode: optimistic

BMI: <25

smoking status: non-smoker

I did it again, and this time I got April 16, 2086.  That thing's fucked up.

"I'ma die on Saturday, January 10, 2065."

Wow, so we are going to die within 6 months of eachother.

I'm going to die over 20 years after you, assuming that site is accurate when it says I'm going to die in 2085 or 2086. PWNED!

I'll come to Wisconsin and prevent you living longer than me then.

Doesn't making a thread about finding out when you're gonna die defeat the purpose of putting down optimistic?

I'm optimistic about the certainty of my death.

The probability is 100%. Yay!

How do you think I feel? I'm only gonna live to be 50.

I'm optimistic about living longer than all of you.

Who the hell would WANT to live long on this piece of shit planet?

I'd rather live in shitty place than be dead and nowhere.

That's because you're a moron.

If you want to die so badly, why don't you just kill yourself now?

Because tormenting you is more fun.

I don't believe for a second that you're optimistic, HP. You're likely the most cynical person I know, and I don't even know you.

At least I don't want to die.

Then why would you want to find out WHEN you die?

Qevosk wrote:

You're likely the most cynical person I know, and I don't even know you.

No, that would be me.

I_love_HP wrote:

If you want to die so badly, why don't you just kill yourself now?

Hey, provide me the gun and I'll be happy to.

November, 2082. I'll be 98.

But they told me I'm underweight. That's changing my level of optimism...

And apparently that knocks 52 years off my life. This is why science is for poofters.

And could it work to the inverse that Poofism is for scientists?

I can see me getting a degree in Pooftology.

GC wrote:

This is why science is for poofters.

Agreed. The Bible is the only science I need.

But if you look here, the site even admits that it's not scientific.

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