Do you like to poop?

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Tue, 2007-01-02 23:15

Or do you prefer to be constipated?

~Discuss.

 


   

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Wed, 2007-01-03 00:07

I like to poop it, poop it.



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Wed, 2007-01-03 01:02

Even though my old wikipedia profile was "the constipator" (I was banned) , I still love pooping.



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Wed, 2007-01-03 02:11

Pooping is lots of fun if you know how to do all the cool tricks.



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Wed, 2007-01-03 02:34

Kevosk wrote:
Pooping is lots of fun if you know how to do all the cool tricks.

What tricks?

Give some examples.



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Wed, 2007-01-03 04:01

Pooping is better than not pooping.



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Wed, 2007-01-03 06:07

Cool tricks, the only one I really see it the Blumpkin, but it's not so common to have someone accompany you when you go to take a dump.



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Wed, 2007-01-03 07:15

billy101 wrote:

Kevosk wrote:
Pooping is lots of fun if you know how to do all the cool tricks.

What tricks?

Give some examples.

Let's see... you'd probably want to start with the basics. I like the 360 backflip shit myself, but it takes a little practise to master. Then there's the one-cheeker, which leads to some interesting shapes, and my personal favorite: the yo-yo.



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Wed, 2007-01-03 17:08

Mr spoooo boy. Sperm and poo.



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Thu, 2007-01-04 22:24

bougalou wrote:
Cool tricks, the only one I really see it the Blumpkin, but it's not so common to have someone accompany you when you go to take a dump.

Little girls always go together to the bathroom and watch each other wipe their butts, and poop, and pee. So many little lesbians.



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Thu, 2007-01-04 23:07

Like you ^



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Fri, 2007-01-05 21:20

I'm not a lesbian.

Ragardless of my watch-only-lesbian-porn policy.



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Fri, 2007-01-05 21:56

That's a very good policy. I stand by it vigilantly.



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Sat, 2007-01-06 03:05

I only watch straight porn. Don't really understand why a guy would want to watch lesbians.



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Sat, 2007-01-06 03:10

How did this go from pooping to porn-watching? I'm re-railing this topic. (WOW A FIRST) I hate pooping unless it's one of those ones where there's none left over to wipe. You go to wipe, and there's nothing there. That's the best. Brown mister drink water is also annoying. It's just brown water shooting out of your ass like a water gun.



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Sat, 2007-01-06 03:12

Tirobir wrote:
I only watch straight porn. Don't really understand why a guy would want to watch lesbians.

Twice the tits.



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Sat, 2007-01-06 03:13

Kevosk wrote:

Tirobir wrote:
I only watch straight porn. Don't really understand why a guy would want to watch lesbians.

Twice the tits.

Yeah but I'm not even female.



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Sat, 2007-01-06 03:14

ImBilly101 wrote:
How did this go from pooping to porn-watching? I'm re-railing this topic. (WOW A FIRST) I hate pooping unless it's one of those ones where there's none left over to wipe. You go to wipe, and there's nothing there. That's the best. Brown mister drink water is also annoying. It's just brown water shooting out of your ass like a water gun.

What about when there's a bit left over and you try to wipe and you end up needing half a roll?



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Sat, 2007-01-06 03:28

Tirobir wrote:
Kevosk wrote:

Tirobir wrote:
I only watch straight porn. Don't really understand why a guy would want to watch lesbians.

Twice the tits.

Yeah but I'm not even female.

Wait... what does not being female have to do with not liking tits? 



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Sat, 2007-01-06 03:36

When I fantasize about sex I picture me and a woman, not me as a woman with another woman.



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Sat, 2007-01-06 03:48

Tirobir wrote:
ImBilly101 wrote:
How did this go from pooping to porn-watching? I'm re-railing this topic. (WOW A FIRST) I hate pooping unless it's one of those ones where there's none left over to wipe. You go to wipe, and there's nothing there. That's the best. Brown mister drink water is also annoying. It's just brown water shooting out of your ass like a water gun.
What about when there's a bit left over and you try to wipe and you end up needing half a roll?
Yes, that is also very annoying



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Sat, 2007-01-06 05:04

Tirobir wrote:
When I fantasize about sex I picture me and a woman, not me as a woman with another woman.

I was talking porn.



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Sat, 2007-01-06 05:09

Me too. How am I supposed to get into lesbian porn?



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Sat, 2007-01-06 06:12

IMHO, when you've got this hairy dude taking up half of the shots, it kinda wrecks it for me, whereas when you have two chicks in there, it's double what you want.



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Sat, 2007-01-06 09:57

I don't like porn. It makes me feel uncomfortable.



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Sat, 2007-01-06 10:26

It's an acquired taste.



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Sat, 2007-01-06 12:18

Epershandrea wrote:
I don't like porn. It makes me feel uncomfortable.

I think that's a good thing.



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Sat, 2007-01-06 12:21

Kevosk wrote:

IMHO, when you've got this hairy dude taking up half of the shots, it kinda wrecks it for me, whereas when you have two chicks in there, it's double what you want.

The people in porn aren't very attractive either way. I usually go for pictures so I don't have to think about the people in it as much and just use visual stimulation.

But I must admit that your logic doesn't make any sense to me. People told me that sort of thing when I was in middle school and I still have yet to see it from their perspective. For me personally, sex is a man and a woman. For a homosexual or bisexual person it would be different.



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Sat, 2007-01-06 18:35

Kevosk makes a point about how in straight porns, the camera seems to have a habit of zooming up on the guy's hairy ass, or his ball sack. Not very attractive.

But with straight porn, it is easier to imagine yourself as the guy fucking the chick. Now, two girls fucking one guy would be a bit different, I'd think. You could imagine yourself fucking both the girls.

I prefer gangbang porn.

Yes, I said it. Fuck you.



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Sat, 2007-01-06 18:52

Epershandrea wrote:
I don't like porn. It makes me feel uncomfortable.
I totally agree for a number of reasons. It degrades sex and also what's the point of watching it? I like to get in on the action don't like watching other people getting it on...there's just no appeal what so ever. That's why I wouldn't like threesomes you'd get half the pleasure...WHAT'S THE BLOODY POINT?!!!!!



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Sat, 2007-01-06 20:28

Tirobir wrote:
Kevosk wrote:

IMHO, when you've got this hairy dude taking up half of the shots, it kinda wrecks it for me, whereas when you have two chicks in there, it's double what you want.

The people in porn aren't very attractive either way. I usually go for pictures so I don't have to think about the people in it as much and just use visual stimulation. But I must admit that your logic doesn't make any sense to me. People told me that sort of thing when I was in middle school and I still have yet to see it from their perspective. For me personally, sex is a man and a woman. For a homosexual or bisexual person it would be different.

Ah! Thank you, I was looking for that word. With lesbians, it's double the visual stimulation. Keep in mind I'm not a solely lesbian person, but 9 times out of 10 I don't prefer to have the guy in there.