This is thread where we talk about fantasy sex. So far I have Hugh Jackman and Catherine Zeta-Jones. She is faking her orgasms so I'm thinking of switching her out. Who do you guys think I should replace her with?

Seeing as you have Huge Ackman on your team, you might as well just give up and buy him some lube.

Dear Tirobir,

I will beat your ass if you fuck Catherine Zeta Jones and I am not invided.

Take that as a threat.

Yours truly,

Lesbian me.

I have fantasy sex with the guy who sits behind me in my english class.

Qevosk wrote:

Seeing as you have Huge Ackman on your team, you might as well just give up and buy him some lube.

I can't say I find understanding in that view.

He can only be satisfied with himself. Have you seen him in interviews?

Also,

Have I posted that?

Qevosk wrote:

He can only be satisfied with himself. Have you seen him in interviews?

No, but I find I don't tend to want to know the true side of the majority of famous people.

Qevosk wrote:

Also,

Have I posted that?

No but you should have. Maybe in a more relevant thread, however.

Eh, you know me. I suck at posting in the right threads.

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 * If Cat Z-J is out, can I have her? Just
 * for one night, that's all I ask.
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Can you have her!?

NO!

Tirobir claimed her first and I'm second.
Go find some other lady.

Fantasy sex cannot really be done with my hands, since there is no fantasy in this, I can do it in the comfort of my home.

Well my original idea (that I thought was clear) was to pick "players" for the sex.

The last girl I dated, I had fantasy sex with but that was pretty much it.

We could also do a salary cap... which implies we need to know how much any of the "players" earn for sex.

So, it's time to constitute a lineup, then let's see, first call them the "harem globetrotters".

Important stats: replace Runs batted in by anal penetrations, stolen bases by stolen wives, home runs by something real good to be determined. Defensive categories: Errors by early ejaculations, innings pitched by time lasted, etc... 

I had fantasy sex with Gash.

Angry_Jerk wrote:

I had fantasy sex with Gash.

id love to have fantasy sex with peeve's girl. she must be his slave.

Peeves is dead.

I have fantasy sex with Peeve's dog.

You mean his cat? I remember there being a picture of him with a cat on THE NeTw0rk.

I have fantasy sex with this guy at my school!

Angry_Jerk wrote:

Peeves is dead.

How in the fuck can Peeves be fucking dead?

He's on "a goddam vacation" and he'll come back unless MrEricSir is too much of a fucking fucktard to bring him back now that he doesn't have to study his stuff anymore. 

Peeves will be back as soon as Jeeves comes back.

I don't think that will be happening any time soon

I have the photographical evidence MrSir

^ Suckachu's teeth make me think that guy won't be smiling for long.

where's peeves?did he died happy?

i hate my display picture but im not changing it..who careS? none of course!

I think I'll let Clouded ride on this busta.

MrEricSir wrote:

Peeves will be back as soon as Jeeves comes back.

So if I can get Ask.com to bring Jeeves back, you'll bring Peeves back?

I think bringing Jeeves back will be easier than bringing Peeves back.

Angry_jerk wrote:

I had fantasy sex with Gash 

Alexia Anthem wrote:

Angry_Jerk wrote:

I had fantasy sex with Gash.

Oops, forgot about that. My bad, Lisa.

<3

I_love_HP wrote:

MrEricSir wrote:

Peeves will be back as soon as Jeeves comes back.

So if I can get Ask.com to bring Jeeves back, you'll bring Peeves back?

Sure. I already tried asking, but their answer didn't make any sense.

Then again the site is called "Ask.com" rather than "Answer.com."