I know organic chemistry a bit... for shit smell, we should first have a good supplier of 3-methyl-indole (nicknamed scat-indole) and then try to do variations for beans, cheese, beer, french fries, etc. Some smell like rotten eggs (beans' farts) and for this some sulfur containing compounds would do the job like the ones they add to LP and NG (liquid propane and natural gas) so that one can detect a potential leak when it happens.
Of course, we could go the "natural" way by collecting actual farts and concentrate them to perfumes, like they do in Côte d'Azur in Grasse, where they grow flowers, extract the good smelling compounds and mix them to perfumes.
But, I'm confident we can achieve a good fart smell with synthetic compounds women will be enchanted to know that it's not their boyfriends/husbands that smell like that, it's their perfume (his' or hers of course, because such a perfume would be so much delectable that it would be totally universal!)
I like the idea of having different versions. We could have hamburger, bean burrito, bbq chicken, Durritos, etc. But we'd have to be careful not to let the food smell overpower the fart smell.
You should definately invest in vegetarian farts. Being one, I know that they smelll the worst due to beans, cabbage, radishes, onions, broccoli, Brussels sprouts, cauliflower, cucumbers, sauerkraut, asparagus .
When you press the top, will it make a farting noise?
What about perfumes that have charasteristic eructation smells?
Like garlic salad dressing, raw onions, Pont l'Évêque or Münster, cigarette and coffee, or simply shit breath?
This one could come as a spray that you would just vaporize in your mouth to please the people you hang around with... without the need to actually eat those foods.
Believe last time, I ate a full garlic clove (and I mean, not gay garlic cloves, the ones from the garden which are strong as hell) and I felt it all the way to my duodenal curve but worse was the smell coming from my mouth when talking and breathing. Every pussy in the house (I was helping my pussy brother to move) ran away and went outside so I was left carrying the boxes by myself.
No way, meat farts are the worst. Humans take 2-3 days to digest food. Have you smelled meat that's been left out for 2-3 days? Same smell.
I must disagree with you there, MrEricSir. But maybe the best idea would be to let people choose their own ingredients and their own bottle design. But you could also have certain packages where the customers don't pick anything.
I think it would be a toss up on vegetarian/vegan versus meat farts. The meat farts should be worse smelling due to spending longer decomposing in the body, however most people are either not used to the sort of roughage in the v diets or they don't know how much of things to eat and take in too much of harsh things like soy.
Maybe no one wants to smell like a fart? Besides, if they really wanted to they could just eat farty things and make themselves smell like that without buying the perfume.
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I was thinking about how there isn't a single perfume on the market today -- not even one! -- that smells like human farts.
This is an untapped market here, folks. The opportunity is too good to pass up.
Who's ready to invest? Act now while you still can!