Farting and drinking juice

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Sun, 2007-03-25 08:30

I really wanted to know how to do both at the same time correctly, so I asked fartguywholovestodrinkjuice3 from Heretic Gamer! You should too!


   

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Tue, 2007-03-27 01:34

Women let me tell ya that most men do sometin else then drinkin juice when they all fart...



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Tue, 2007-03-27 01:57

You mean than drinking juice when they fart?



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Tue, 2007-03-27 03:32

Don't be dissin' his spelling yo, he be a pimp!



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Tue, 2007-03-27 20:57

I'm not dissing his spelling, I'm dissing his word usage.



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Tue, 2007-03-27 21:00

I_love_HP wrote:
fartguywholovestodrinkjuice3 

They changed the profile page!  I bet that was Billy. 



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Tue, 2007-03-27 23:58

They're running vBulletin! I'm offended.



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Wed, 2007-03-28 16:16

poo



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Wed, 2007-03-28 20:58

Pimp masta wrote:
Women let me tell ya that most men do sometin else then drinkin juice when they all fart...

I don't do anything while I fart.  And I don't want to know what you think "most men" do while they fart. 



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Thu, 2007-03-29 02:07

I_love_HP wrote:
I'm not dissing his spelling, I'm dissing his word usage.
    

Bitch, you seems ta be da only 1 complainin so shut yo ass up before I pimp ya out to someone with AIDS.  



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Thu, 2007-03-29 03:49

How could you pimp her out? Not only would it be illegal, there's no way some bored kid living in the middle of nowhere is going to convince someone older than him to have sex with someone.



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Thu, 2007-03-29 20:37

Pimp masta wrote:

I_love_HP wrote:
I'm not dissing his spelling, I'm dissing his word usage.

Bitch, you seems ta be da only 1 complainin so shut yo ass up before I pimp ya out to someone with AIDS.

What makes you think I would let you pimp me out to someone with AIDS?  Actually, what makes you think you could pimp me out at all?  Fucktard. 



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Thu, 2007-03-29 20:38

I_love_HP wrote:

I_love_HP wrote:
fartguywholovestodrinkjuice3

They changed the profile page! I bet that was Billy.

THEY DID IT AGAIN! 



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Thu, 2007-03-29 21:00

I ain't some whiteass kid. I is a grown man, Quevosk. Also I ain't neva said that da pimpin would be voluntary. 



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Thu, 2007-03-29 21:46

Pimp masta is almost as bad-ass as Ricard is. 



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Thu, 2007-03-29 23:21

hell yeeah boii!!



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Fri, 2007-03-30 00:22

Too bad that's not saying much.



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Fri, 2007-03-30 02:27

Hey, Pimp Masta, I saw on your page that you're from Chicago.  I'll be going there in June, so I'm going to track you down and kick your ass!  The same goes for Metal Balls!



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Fri, 2007-03-30 03:25

But Pimp Masta will pimp-slap you =(.



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Fri, 2007-03-30 20:41

Not if I pimp-slap him first!



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Fri, 2007-03-30 22:58

I_love_HP wrote:
You mean than drinking juice when they fart?

You obviously didn't notice that he called you "women" instead of "woman." I guess he's implying that you're several women. Or he could have just gotten them mixed up. That wouldn't surprise me from someone who doesn't know the differnce between "than" and "then".



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Fri, 2007-03-30 23:11

Girl, why you talkin' to yaself. Yeah, that's right I know you both da same person. And 'bout goin to Chicago, you wouldn't last 10 seconds in MY part of da hood.



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Fri, 2007-03-30 23:16

ImPeeves wrote:

That wouldn't surprise me from someone who doesn't know the differnce between "than" and "then".

ImPeeves is doing lots of typos, unless "differnce" is a new word that belongs to the terminology reserved to real bad-asses like Peeves, ImPeeves, Ricard or Pimp Masta. 



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Fri, 2007-03-30 23:43

So Gash now has FIVE accounts.



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Sat, 2007-03-31 00:06

"Pimp masta," if you want to know what a real pimp is like, just ask your mom. She'll tell you all about me.



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Sat, 2007-03-31 02:41

Qevosk wrote:
So Gash now has FIVE accounts.

Gash is Mr. Teeny?



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Sat, 2007-03-31 02:50

bougalou wrote:
ImPeeves wrote:

That wouldn't surprise me from someone who doesn't know the differnce between "than" and "then".

ImPeeves is doing lots of typos, unless "differnce" is a new word that belongs to the terminology reserved to real bad-asses like Peeves, ImPeeves, Ricard or Pimp Masta.

Everyone makes typos, you idiot.  The difference is that I actually know how to spell the words, and that other fucker obviously doesn't.



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Sat, 2007-03-31 03:07

Or "that other fucker" uses The Official Bad-Ass Vocabulary and you're just

AN IMPOSTER.



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Sat, 2007-03-31 06:51

MrTeeny wrote:
"Pimp masta," if you want to know what a real pimp is like, just ask your mom. She'll tell you all about me.
No she won't.



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Sat, 2007-03-31 10:54

Angry_Jerk wrote:
Gash is Mr. Teeny?
I think he thinks I'm pimpmasta or whatever his name is.



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Sat, 2007-03-31 10:56

Qevosk wrote:
So Gash now has FIVE accounts.
Gash: Shakes head in disbelief.

Why would I get another account when demonlime is dying? Well in my eyes anyway.