Okay, so you guys post a ending to a sentence and try to have fun with it. Then you start a new sentence for the next Demonic Limey to complete.
I'll start because I totally got first post in this thread!
I've got two turntables and a...
...xylophone -- up my nose!
Don't fear the...
...blastic plisters. They're here to crunch you out!
I've heard rumors on the...
...subway that the subway is back in style.
It is estimated that 97% of Nicaraguans have...
...no idea how to spell "Nicaraguans."
In my country...
...the value of your life is measured by how many pig testicles you can eat before vomiting.
one can never be too cautious when...
...eating pig testicles.
Isn't it funny...
...how people who die in an electric chair get an autopsy?
when i think about the universe...
... I think about spamming Anna Öhman.
Peeves is a....
..."dullard" that when he looks into the mirrer he sees an upside down mushroom, and tries to stand tall when he is around girls.
When Bougalou was butt fucking Angry-Jerk's mom...
... anyone around realized it couldn't really be bougalou, because the butt-fucker was wearing a strap-on.Instead of Metal Balls' inanities, I wish I could see a pumpkin stuck into...
… a chamber pot, while Princess Peach tries to pull it out.
When I feel like I need to be cheered up …
...I get someone to punch me.
I say, you are not your...
...fucking khakis.
Last time I felt like this...
…I was being manhandled by a gorilla.
A ninja's greatest skill is…
...slicing fresh bread without squashing the whole loaf.
demon lime users are a bunch of...
cunts lol.
you suck because...
...blowing may force air into the vas deferens (penile duct) and cause a blood clot.
My bologna has a first name, it's...
...R. A. I. D. I. S.
But now that I really think about it, salami is the...
..."bread" of meat.
By the year 2063, we won't be wearing...
...hair, and our grandparents won't be wearing skin.
Everybody gets on television...
... underwears when riding a maglev train.On the other hand, crossdressers will offend ...
… Dr. Fuck.
One, two, three, four, get your …
...herpes from a whore.
five, six, seven, eight, just don't...
...murder your next blind date.
This time I won't forget to...
...put my testicular ball clamps on before I go out.
Hey, guys, remember that time...
...Ricard pooped in the street and got arrested for it? Good times.
While sailing the seas I found...
...the midget pirates of willygoat.
today i stepped in...
...shit.
http://gprime.net/ sucks because...
...the tubes that run the internets are clogged.
Back in my day...
...deardeadly was stepping in Ricard's poop according to CrazySwedishGirl.For Halloween this year, the pumpkins will be replaced by...
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Okay, so you guys post a ending to a sentence and try to have fun with it. Then you start a new sentence for the next Demonic Limey to complete.
I'll start because I totally got first post in this thread!
I've got two turntables and a...