Girls: How to give yourself an abortion

MrEricSir's picture
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Wed, 2006-03-01 23:10

Thanks to this blog post, you can read about how to give yourself an abortion.

Sure it sounds crazy, but women have been terminating pregnancies long before doctors existed (oddly enough, religious folks never cared about abortion until doctors got involved.)


   

MrEricSir's picture
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Wed, 2006-03-01 23:20

Please note that if you try this and it doesn't work out, you die, etc. your personal stupidity is NOT my fault.



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Thu, 2006-03-02 16:05

Lisa thinks that feminists hate jicama by definition. What's up with that?



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Thu, 2006-03-02 23:19

Abortions are a delicate thing. If tissue is left it can rot and cause major infections, which can kill you or even leave you sterile. There are all kinds of abortificants, but the doses tend to be very sensitive, so I honestly wouldn't suggest that a woman gives herself and abortion without out having a medical degree.

not to mention how painfull, even early abortions can be.



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Sat, 2006-03-04 02:10

I think I will prevent for the future and buy myself an abortion kit. Better to die without a baby than to die with one inside. Fuck that.



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Mon, 2006-03-13 05:14

Oh my, that sounds rather dangerous.

Remember girls, check with the Phone Company before you go and do this. You could really hurt yourself.



Lord Raidis's picture
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Sun, 2006-04-02 04:51

I gave myself an abortion once... It tickled!



Angelo Vildasol's picture
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Sun, 2006-04-02 04:53

No you didn't... LIAR!



Lord Raidis's picture
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Sun, 2006-04-02 04:54

Eat me... FAG!!!



MrEricSir's picture
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Sun, 2006-04-02 04:55

Fags don't need abortions!



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Sun, 2006-04-02 14:44

How much do abortions cost nowadays? 500 dollars?



MrEricSir's picture
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Sun, 2006-04-02 20:10

It doesn't matter -- the cost of NOT having an abortion is far more.



Diptera's picture
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Tue, 2006-04-04 17:52

That sounded like something they'd say on a PSA. It just needs a little dramatic music in the background, along with a black and white picture of a teenage girl looking worried.



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Thu, 2006-04-06 01:21

I think we should only have abortions for women who have been raped, 14, 15, 16, teen girls who shouldnt have a baby. The whole ordeal about abortions is becoming more stressful and plus I dont see anyone doing anything about stoping it!!



MrEricSir's picture
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Thu, 2006-04-06 02:26
Fritzy wrote:

The whole ordeal about abortions is becoming more stressful

Compared to having a baby? I don't fucking think so.



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Sat, 2006-05-06 20:11

Uh oh, this thread is getting lots of hits from Google.

So for the record: don't try this at home. And if you do, please don't blame Demon Lime for your surgical mistakes.



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Mon, 2007-05-28 16:02

how can I get to the blog?



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Tue, 2007-05-29 00:16

You could start by running to the Room of the Three Gargoyles. Push in the right tongue, and a door might lead you down a staircase into the Wall Climb. Here you must choose your next path. You could race up to the Observatory, spin the sundial, and pass into the Room of the Golden Idols. Once there, push down on their bases to release the doors. That may take you below or lead you into the Shrine of the Silver Monkey. Assemble the Statue there, and you may be headed for the Torch Room. If the elevator is up, you could jump in the elevator and descend into the Mine Shaft. Next, you could climb up the ladder or plow through the stone wall. Find the key, and it may unlock the Tombs of the Ancient Kings, allowing you to enter the Swamp. If you escape, you might have a chance to sit upon the Throne of the Pretender. If the correct door is unlocked, you could crawl through the Pit of Despair and, finally, make your way through the Cave of Size/Sighs and back to the Temple Gates. The choices are yours and yours alone. GOOD LUCK.



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Tue, 2007-05-29 00:47

...what the fuck.



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Tue, 2007-05-29 01:53

MrEricSir wrote:
It doesn't matter -- the cost of NOT having an abortion is far more.

That's probably how your mom feels about not having an abortion when she was pregnant with you.



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Tue, 2007-05-29 03:43

But if he was aborted he wouldn't make Demon Lime and ipso-facto, you would have no life.



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Tue, 2007-05-29 03:55

Hey! Speaking of abortions, check out this cool Pro-Choice necklace my friend made!

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Qevosk's picture
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Tue, 2007-05-29 05:03

OMG U MERDERER



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Tue, 2007-05-29 13:18

Angry_Jerk wrote:
You could start by running to the Room of the Three Gargoyles. Push in the right tongue, and a door might lead you down a staircase into the Wall Climb. Here you must choose your next path. You could race up to the Observatory, spin the sundial, and pass into the Room of the Golden Idols. Once there, push down on their bases to release the doors. That may take you below or lead you into the Shrine of the Silver Monkey. Assemble the Statue there, and you may be headed for the Torch Room. If the elevator is up, you could jump in the elevator and descend into the Mine Shaft. Next, you could climb up the ladder or plow through the stone wall. Find the key, and it may unlock the Tombs of the Ancient Kings, allowing you to enter the Swamp. If you escape, you might have a chance to sit upon the Throne of the Pretender. If the correct door is unlocked, you could crawl through the Pit of Despair and, finally, make your way through the Cave of Size/Sighs and back to the Temple Gates. The choices are yours and yours alone. GOOD LUCK.

LMFAO!

 

Qevosk wrote:
But if he was aborted he wouldn't make Demon Lime and ipso-facto, you would have no life.

And that.



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Tue, 2007-05-29 13:23

Epershandrea wrote:
Hey! Speaking of abortions, check out this cool Pro-Choice necklace my friend made!

I don't know if it's nice, but the woman wearing it has a good looking and photogenic neck. 



Qevosk's picture
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Tue, 2007-05-29 15:19

What makes you say it's a woman?



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Tue, 2007-05-29 21:07

Qevosk wrote:
But if he was aborted he wouldn't make Demon Lime and ipso-facto, you would have no life.

I'm not the one who has almost 2,000 posts after only being here 33 weeks.



bougalou's picture
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Tue, 2007-05-29 22:19

I_love_HP wrote:

I'm not the one who has almost 2,000 posts after only being here 33 weeks.

Qevosk was totally pwned. 



Clouded's picture
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Tue, 2007-05-29 23:37

Yeah, she counter-pwned him.

Ive been here 1yr 19wks and only have 249 posts



I_love_HP's picture
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Wed, 2007-05-30 03:23

That's because you stopped posting for about a year.  You've been a member longer than I have, but the first time I saw one of your posts was a few months ago.

There's a difference between posting a normal amount of times hardly posting at all. 

 



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Wed, 2007-05-30 03:50

I_love_HP wrote:

Qevosk wrote:
But if he was aborted he wouldn't make Demon Lime and ipso-facto, you would have no life.

I'm not the one who has almost 2,000 posts after only being here 33 weeks.

I'm not the one who has sockpuppet arguments on internet threads.